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I am watching We Bought a Zoo and the one character just said, "You don't want me. I'm filled with scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts." and that cracked me up all to hell.
 
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SeraRelm

I can't get into eating crustaceans. Not much of a wing person either. Or ribs.

I feel as though our worlds are slowly pulling apart, HF.
 
I can't eat crustaceans ether. They look and feel too much like bugs and the moment I bite into the flesh I get a really awful queasy feeling. So no... no lobster for me.
 
I love fresh fish.When I was still living in the Philippines after a hard night of drinking and partying,we used to go to the harbor and get fish straight from the fishermen that just arrived.Took it to the nearest restaurant and let them prepare it for us. I miss those days.
 
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Nothing beats grabbing a fish out of the water and eating it alive!

...get fish straight from the fishermen that just arrived.Took it to the nearest restaurant and let them prepare it for us...
Or that! That's good too!
 
I might be missing a step here. After feeding my puppy, I put him out until he pees and poos. Then he comes back into the house and takes a BIGGER PISS AND SHIT IN THE HOUSE.
 
I might be missing a step here. After feeding my puppy, I put him out until he pees and poos. Then he comes back into the house and takes a BIGGER PISS AND SHIT IN THE HOUSE.
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
 
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the
 
I can't eat shellfish either.


Cause I'm allergic, or else I'd be all over that. If I could live off only two foods for the rest of my life it'd be shrimp and almonds. I'm allergic to both.
 
I don't allow myself to eat almonds anymore. If I do I'll be helpless to stop myself, and I'll eat like 2 pounds of 'em and feel terrible for days.
 
Yeah, I don't care for most seafood myself. I'll take the beef ribs, though, especially if it's been cooked long enough to fall right off the bone.
 
yeah my allergy to almonds isn't as bad as my allergy to shellfish has gotten. Every so often I'll have an almond binge and just be itchy for a week. Can't do that with shellfish anymore though; I really feel like its gotten worse and I'm scared I'll go into anaphylactic shock, for which I have no epipen.
 
Oddly enough I'm not as big on lobster. I'd much prefer some grilled shrimp or king crab legs. Although a grilled lobster tail is delicious. I guess it's more to do with how it's prepared, really. Cause I don't like cocktail shrimp either. Cook 'em ANY OTHER WAY though and they're orgasmic. And usually you get boiled lobster, which I've only had a handful of times and just didn't find it had as much flavour as crab legs.
 
yeah my allergy to almonds isn't as bad as my allergy to shellfish has gotten. Every so often I'll have an almond binge and just be itchy for a week. Can't do that with shellfish anymore though; I really feel like its gotten worse and I'm scared I'll go into anaphylactic shock, for which I have no epipen.

You crazy bastard... go get one immediately!
 
I was never prescribed one. I last saw the allergy specialist around 10 years ago, and while I WAS prescribed weekly allergy shots for a year, I was never told I would need an epipen. But my shellfish allergy has gotten wors eand I just don't want to risk it.
 
You can buy them over the counter... but it will cost you full price (I've had to do this occasionally when mine had expired and I couldn't see my doctor about a prescription soon enough). If you have drug coverage you can usually even get a prescription from a walk in clinic, just tell them you have a severe shellfish allergy and you need to get an epipen (and pay a fraction of the over $100 cost).

I have a severe peanut allergy and have had about 10 severe reactions in my lifetime. This is not something you want to take a chance with.
 
Y'know what I really like? Countries with civil registers, especially Spain. All you need is a birth/death certificate and it has all of the pertinent information about a person; name, date of birth, parents' names, date of death, where they died, whether they were married, if they had any kids, what those kids' birth dates were, in one nice, neat document. It makes my job so much easier. Of course, they're always in Spanish - but I'm getting pretty good at reading Spanish, just don't ask me to speak it or write it.
 
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