The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Didn't Beloq insisted to open the ark to check the content before going to Berlin?I just had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment reading a comment on imgur this morning
GasBandit
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Only once they had retaken it on the high seas to make sure it was the genuine article. If they'd been the ones to find it in the well of souls, there'd have been less doubt.
Oh, right. They could have switched the crates or something.
So all the ppl that said nothing would have changed if Indy didn't interfere where wrong after all...I just had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment reading a comment on imgur this morning
( but not really, since obviously no one would risk opening an empty box in front of supreme leader )
So Indy caused the holocaust!I just had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment reading a comment on imgur this morning
GasBandit
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That's a bit much. It'd be more accurate to say an unintended consequence of his actions meant he failed to prevent the holocaust.
Nah, just failed to prevent it, unlike Brad Pitt*...
*he must have saved a lot of ppl by killing Hitler in '44
Gotta love when drivers almost cause me to crash into them. This was during my commute this morning.
It's not even about cyclists... at least 70% of drivers here seem to be unable to use their lights when turning unless it's right when they already are... with around half of that not even then...A-hah-hah car drivers paying attention to bikers ha-hah-hah-ahhhhh yeah I know that all too well
Dave
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And the admins have said if they don't open up they'll just fire the mods and place new ones in.
Oh, and the mods are apparently "landed gentry" according to the Reddit CEO.
It wasn't a good idea then either
GasBandit
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"Fuck this tree in particular!"
I just attended a National Endowment for the Humanities institute in Newport Beach, CA. I enjoyed visiting my home state again. The last night we were there, we went to Little Saigon’s night market. Between the weather, the best strawberries in the country, the diversity, and the multicultural opportunities, I wondered why I had ever wanted to leave California.
Then I saw a crazy homeless guy arguing with a lamppost, another homeless guy being revived after overdosing on fentanyl, and a dilapidated, shoebox-sized house being advertised for $700,000. Suddenly I remembered.
Then I saw a crazy homeless guy arguing with a lamppost, another homeless guy being revived after overdosing on fentanyl, and a dilapidated, shoebox-sized house being advertised for $700,000. Suddenly I remembered.
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Dave
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I think my favorite thing about the whole Reddit debacle is that when admins stepped in and basically said, "If you want to stay closed we will fire the lot of you & replace them with different unpaid workers." the mods went, "Okay. Now all of our content is nothing but John Oliver."
And you KNOW it'll get picked up by Last Week Tonight. Fucking genius.
And you KNOW it'll get picked up by Last Week Tonight. Fucking genius.
figmentPez
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Key Lime Pie Crunch is the best new cereal in years. Golden Graham knock-off flakes, with Trix knock-off lime balls, and marshmallows.
I can't have most ice cream because my tree nut allergies, so I've been eating more cereal to get that dairy dessert fix, and this cereal is better than a lot of ice cream.
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"one of our interns may or may not have peed or jizzed in this"
It means “We flavored this with flavors we didn’t even mention on the label!”
Also probably “Contains soy” since they’re allowed to call added soy “natural flavoring” on the label.
—Patrick
figmentPez
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Not possible, can’t be done at all.