The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Craig Ferguson's interview of William Shatner last night was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV in years.
Watch it if you can find it.
Watch it if you can find it.
Mine too usually but last night it was like "We interrupt this boring sitcom dream to bring you AN INTERNET LADY SWORD FIGHT!"Whenever I have dreams it is usually based off reality with boring everyday situations and I have never really understood why cause I am a very vivid imagination and I am a very creative person and yet my dreams are usually mundane
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Philosopher B.
I was watching Peep Show (a brilliant and highly creepy show by the way, I recommend it), and I noticed Webb pronounced 'urinal' as 'yer-ine-al'. I didn't know the Brits pronounced it that way?
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Philosopher B.
Ohsheet. Which country has the spotted dick, then?
France
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Philosopher B.
That's enough about France - that fake-ass country
Come reside in my pants and you can get comfy
Yeah my pant's a nation; population: the ladies
Black, white, Asian - all makin' babies
They call it Spotted Dick 'cause it's easy to spot
It gets real slick when it gets real hot
Immigrants are illegal unless you're a chick
I'm a dictator (not evil) and my member is thick
We got a President's Day but it's got a different name
It's called 'Gettin' Laid Day' and it puts y'all's day to shame
We got one-a them dungeons but we ain't got a drag-on
Every time a lady's summoned the jailer gets a hard-on
It's a kinky-ass place an' it's real exclusive
But if ya got a nice face and big boobs you're included
So check the oval office; it's big and stout
It makes the ladies moan, it makes the ladies shout
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Bee-itch.
Come reside in my pants and you can get comfy
Yeah my pant's a nation; population: the ladies
Black, white, Asian - all makin' babies
They call it Spotted Dick 'cause it's easy to spot
It gets real slick when it gets real hot
Immigrants are illegal unless you're a chick
I'm a dictator (not evil) and my member is thick
We got a President's Day but it's got a different name
It's called 'Gettin' Laid Day' and it puts y'all's day to shame
We got one-a them dungeons but we ain't got a drag-on
Every time a lady's summoned the jailer gets a hard-on
It's a kinky-ass place an' it's real exclusive
But if ya got a nice face and big boobs you're included
So check the oval office; it's big and stout
It makes the ladies moan, it makes the ladies shout
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Bee-itch.
Yeah it is. It's floating east of Halifax.
Karl Urban, AKA: Eomer, AKA: "Bones" McCoy, was once AKA: Cupid, on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys with Kevin Sorbo.
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"Peep Show" was great. Although I found it started to drag a bit in the later seasons.
Do you know if its still going?
I refuse to listen to that, because I'd then have to hate you forever.
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Philosopher B.
"Peep Show" was great. Although I found it started to drag a bit in the later seasons.
Do you know if its still going?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, according to Wikipedia there's going to be a seventh series in November.
Or, presumably, to Stairway to Heaven.[/QUOTE]
A+
Would watch again
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xkcd: The Carriage
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makare
My Indian Law prof said this this morning:
"If you are morally and ethically dead you will not get a final grade"
I lold.
"If you are morally and ethically dead you will not get a final grade"
I lold.
figmentPez
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Oh, I am going to find this site so useful: Unshorten - Get the real location of a short URL
I hate having to click on shortened links without knowing where they head.
I hate having to click on shortened links without knowing where they head.
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Philosopher B.
We were fooling around in Photoshop in my New Media Production class and this is what I crapped out:
My education, ladies and gentlemen.
My education, ladies and gentlemen.
figmentPez
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Fade, that reminds me of the other night. My neighbor's dog is barking and screaming like it is being mauled. I hop out of bed, put on a pair of gym shorts, drop a pistol in my pocket, and head to the door. I get in my living room, and my dog is acting like he has not heard a thing (he's 10 & 1/2, so he may be going deaf.) I open the door, my dog goes out first then proceeds to sit in the middle of the front yard like nothing is happening.
Just as I realize it is too fooking dark, and I'd never be able to see a wolf/cougar/feral dog in these conditions... I decide to head back in the house. I tell my dog to go back inside... Then the dog that I was worried about started barking at me.
That had to be the first time I've ever heard a dog scream as part of a nuisance bark.
Just as I realize it is too fooking dark, and I'd never be able to see a wolf/cougar/feral dog in these conditions... I decide to head back in the house. I tell my dog to go back inside... Then the dog that I was worried about started barking at me.
That had to be the first time I've ever heard a dog scream as part of a nuisance bark.
figmentPez
Staff member
Someone did a speed run of You Have to Burn the Rope... wut? D:
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makare
haha
my prof asked the question can the president's underlings be trusted to investigate the president?
and one of my classmates said, they can be trusted to investigate the president as far as congress can be trusted to limit the powers of congress under the commerce power clause.
the prof then said, that's not an answer to my question but is that your speech for the day?
sick burn.
my prof asked the question can the president's underlings be trusted to investigate the president?
and one of my classmates said, they can be trusted to investigate the president as far as congress can be trusted to limit the powers of congress under the commerce power clause.
the prof then said, that's not an answer to my question but is that your speech for the day?
sick burn.