The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 
Gusto

Gusto

I NEED to find a green bowler derby before Halloween, or at least know that one is on the way, without paying an arm and a leg.

Help?
 
Gusto

Gusto

Shakey said:
No idea if they could get it to you by Halloween though, or how much shipping would be.
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Unfortunately for most online solutions I've found, these are the killer issues.

Fortunately, I've been able to find a place locally that might be able to help me out! I'll have to check tomorrow afternoon.
 
M

makare

We just read a case about a guy named Machete Dave.

I laughed thinking of Dave as Machete Dave.
 
drifter

drifter

Damn. This dude custom built a modular transformer out of Cobra vehicles. Five vehicles, including a movie Scorponok as part of the torso. Not only that, each individual vehicle can also transform into a robot. Brain asplode.



More awesomeness here.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Okay, did you guys have Big Comfy Couch in the States? It was a kids show.

The lady from Big Comfy Couch was at the Toronto Zombie Walk this year. Promoting her web series "Brain Eating Zombie Babies".

So I looked her up on imdb.

Big Comfy Couch, Redwall, Carebears, lots of kids cartoons. She was Jubilee in the X-Men show and in Spider-Man. As well as any videogames Jubilee has appeared in.

But she's also the voice of CLAIRE REDFIELD in all the Resident Evil games. This is mind blowing to me.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

I just saw this on blastr. I don't get excited for movies or television anymore. I mean ever. I'm even hedging my bets on The Walking Dead. Yet I watched this and felt like I was a ten-year-old watching my first light bike race. Must...resist...enthusiasm...


Edit: Okay, where's the automatic embedded video?
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Fun Size said:
I just saw this on blastr. I don't get excited for movies or television anymore. I mean ever. I'm even hedging my bets on The Walking Dead. Yet I watched this and felt like I was a ten-year-old watching my first light bike race. Must...resist...enthusiasm...


Edit: Okay, where's the automatic embedded video?
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