North_Ranger
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Oh crap, did I just drunk post as a New Jerseyan AGAIN? Damn drunkenness-induced alts...
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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If anyone remembers I posted about a guy who had an alt of his ex-girlfriend on this forum I used to go on, possibly for several years. In retrospect I should have known something was up the month he said they were gay girls, and then changed back to being a straight couple a month later. The internet is a sad, sad, saaaaaaaaaad place.
figmentPez
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I've only had one alt myself. I made an account for Death of Rats to make a Discworld joke, but that was back on the Image forums, I think.
I blame myself.
Damn that Gusto!
Make Gusto face the Rancor! Or any stop motion monster, those are the scariest. I don't know what it is about CG monsters but they just aren't as scary as a lumpy puppet monster.
Aw, I always thought the Rancor was kinda cute. And I was so pissed when they dropped the door on his head.
And then they had his trainer come out and start crying like someone ran over his dog. It made Luke look like such an asshole!
Exactly!! I was so distraught for the trainer.
figmentPez
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But it eats people!
"That doesn't mean the rancor doesn't need love!"
"That doesn't mean the rancor doesn't need love!"
You know it!
Besides, I bet it wouldn't eat as many people if it were given something else to eat other than people.
GasBandit
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I read a short story somewhere about the rancor and his trainer, how the Rancor was really just like a big puppy, abused and mistreated at the direction of Jabba, and the trainer was secretly conspiring with another gangster to steal the rancor and set it free... and the plan was to go into action the very day Luke Skywalker killed it.
Edit: found it.
Edit: found it.
Gah, thats's so sad! Poor Rancor.... Poor Malakili.....
. Poor Malakili.....
Plank?
That scene with the trainer was always weird as fuck to me. I've seen plenty of monsters killed in this series, why a sympathetic scne here? The trainer has a EU book about him now doesn't he? Like its him, training the Rancor from being a Rancor puppy or something, and then dealing with its death. Not gonna lie, sounds a lot more enjoyable a story than the CG clone wars show.
James T. Kirk said:
figmentPez
Staff member
Even better would be a photoshop of Kirk holding a certain Pixar film.
Coincidentally, it's my favorite disney song ever.
Oh, not good! Do you know how many fox shirts woot has?? 11, that's how many.
C'mon willpower...must...not..purchase them! (Although it's super hard to resist 'Playful Foxes', which is in green now - my favorite color! As well as 'Fox Fall' and 'The Quick Brown Fox...'.) But I must!
C'mon willpower...must...not..purchase them! (Although it's super hard to resist 'Playful Foxes', which is in green now - my favorite color! As well as 'Fox Fall' and 'The Quick Brown Fox...'.) But I must!
Alright, alright. Done and done, my good man.
North_Ranger
Staff member
I don't usually go much for foreign-language Disney songs, but hearing Be Prepared sung in Zulu... I had shivers.
fade
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Finding songs that mix together well. Two good combinations so far: Getting Jiggy With It (Will Smith) + Stayin' Alive (BeeGees) and Sabotage (Beastie Boys) + Pepper (Butthole Surfers).
Also, if the Beastie Boys are known to let the beat drop, and Skrillex drops the bass, what would happen if you mixed them together?
Also, if the Beastie Boys are known to let the beat drop, and Skrillex drops the bass, what would happen if you mixed them together?
It would sound like a whiny Yankee rapping while vacuuming...
Computer is on the fritz. Probably not going to be 100% till Friday afternoon at the earliest.
