The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

figmentPez

figmentPez

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I noticed a new picture frame on a table in our front hall, and wondered why it still had the stock photo in it. I asked my mom where it had come from, and she told me it was my cousin's graduation photo. Bwuh? Admittedly she's a distant cousin I've only met a few times, but it still feels weird to not recognize a relative.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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figmentPez said:
I noticed a new picture frame on a table in our front hall, and wondered why it still had the stock photo in it. I asked my mom where it had come from, and she told me it was my cousin's graduation photo. Bwuh? Admittedly she's a distant cousin I've only met a few times, but it still feels weird to not recognize a relative.
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I'm completely lost whenever my mom starts mentioning her cousins and their children. Or worse yet, grand-children.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

You seem to like TvTropes a lot. Do you know what tropes would be included in a story in wich my boy and my girl are good matches, everything seems to be going fine at the beginning of the film, then the girl stops all romantic advances when she discovers he's got a small penis, he is fine with that and they are still friends, he helps her get beautiful to attract the sexy guy and she finally realises she really loves his friend, small or big? Because reading about other tropes my basic storyline had has helped me a lot, but I'm still not sure how to handle the "the guy has such a low self esteem he thinks the girl leaving him is normal and he not only stays friendly but actually helps her get the other guy"...

Edit: Is it just me, or does this plot look awful when separated from the "moral" or "idea" behind it? (that perfect "hollywood romance" is impossible, but we can be as happy with imperfect real life romance?)

Edit 2: I just realised I'm just writing The Nightmare Before Christmas but with Dicks instead of Christmas.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

What I think when I think The Nightmare Before Dicks:

A populace is dying out as there is mass confusion how to get sperm from one hole into another, but the crisis is solved upon the advent of dicks.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

10,000 Halbucks to the first person to beat my score in Aces High. Dave couldn't do it, and neither can any of you!
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Zounds!

The halbucks are in your account good sir.:'( Though now I don't know if I can afford to buy presents for all the needy forumites this year.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Okay, I spent about 52,000 Halbucks on gifts. Now I'm tired, so I'm stopping.

Man, next year I'm just PMing everyone a picture of my junk for Christmas.
 
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