The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

SCENES OF NATURE, RARELY WITNESSED...

I was driving out of my neighborhood when I spotted a young buck (deer) running across the road. I slowed down as to not startle him. But my car was just enough of a distraction to cause him to misjudge his jump over a BARBED-WIRE (bob-wire where I come from) fence. He caught the two top strands of wire and flipped over the fence and landed on his nose. He was able to right himself with out doing a full somersault.

I swear the horse that was watching him flail about was laughing at him.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Whenever I read rob king's signature

"You will always be able to tell the Newfoundlanders in Heaven; they’ll be the ones who want to go home.
~John Crosbie"
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I can't decide if it's saying Newfoundland is better than heaven or if newfoundlanders are never happy with what they get and always complain. And, as I don't know who John Crosbie is nor the stereotypes associated with newfoundlanders, I can never pick one option or the other.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Silver Jelly said:
Whenever I read rob king's signature

"You will always be able to tell the Newfoundlanders in Heaven; they’ll be the ones who want to go home.
~John Crosbie"
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I can't decide if it's saying Newfoundland is better than heaven or if newfoundlanders are never happy with what they get and always complain. And, as I don't know who John Crosbie is nor the stereotypes associated with newfoundlanders, I can never pick one option or the other.
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To Newfies it's option A, to everyone else it's that they are too dense to know a good thing when they've got it.

And back to randomness;



"Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed."
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

That's a threadless T-shirt. A very very awesome one!

(or at least it was... I've looked for it to post the link and I couldn't find it!)
 
fade

fade

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Bah! Incorrect! Points off! There may be an infinite number of "universes", but the dimensions are small. In other words, your junk has an infinite number of sizes due to the infinity of possibility, but it still has bounds. Which for your junk may be between 10-12 cm. There are infinite possibilities between, but you don't beat Ron Jeremy in any scenario. The possibility of a gift dispensing fat guy with flying reindeer is probably outside of the bounds.

(BTW, I find the concept of infinite universes to be a visualization crutch. There's only one, it's just contains dimensions we don't travel along.)
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Dude, we're discussing Santa. No one was talking about penis size. Why is it always penis size with you?

(Side note: Santa is hung like a stocking. Ho ho ho indeed.)
 
Hylian

Hylian

fade said:
Bah! Incorrect! Points off! There may be an infinite number of "universes", but the dimensions are small. In other words, your junk has an infinite number of sizes due to the infinity of possibility, but it still has bounds. Which for your junk may be between 10-12 cm. There are infinite possibilities between, but you don't beat Ron Jeremy in any scenario. The possibility of a gift dispensing fat guy with flying reindeer is probably outside of the bounds.

(BTW, I find the concept of infinite universes to be a visualization crutch. There's only one, it's just contains dimensions we don't travel along.)
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In some universe he may be correct :p
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Secret of Mana Theater is updating again? I wonder if that means I can still hope about other old webcomics...

*drifts off into a daydream about Catharsis, The Top, InkTank, RPG World, Cascadia, Poppycock Circus and The Uncanny X-Sprites all coming back from hiatus*
 
R

rabbitgod

I replaced my first CFL the other day. That probably means I've lived in this house too long.

Also I can't give FLP any more reputation...he deserves it though.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I spent my afternoon re-learning how to use Adobe premiere and ended up editing a relatively sloppy teaser for one of my upcoming web shows. The teaser is in spanish (even if I'll have a show in english), but I'll still post it soon.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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figmentPez said:
Man Holds Bikini Bacon Contest For Charity. Except Charity Doesn't Exist.

A restaurant owner held a contest where girls wore strips of bacon as bikinis, and said that proceeds would go to a juvenile diabetes foundation. Not only did he lie about that, but it's not the first time he's done it, either. Previously he raised money for the family of a teen killed in an auto accident, and then refused to give them the money.
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A grieving parent (with a nice soundbite!), a cute daughter, a target who looks like an ex con and a chance to show some skin.

I bet the reporter creamed his pants when he heard about this.

Terrible, but still.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Just watched two movie trailers that made me go "what?" in completely different ways.
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon: they're seriously making a movie about how the Apollo moon missions found robots on the dark side of the moon? Do not want.
- Real Steel: it's rock-em sock-em robots: the movie starring Hugh Jackman? Color me puzzled but intrigued.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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figmentPez said:
Just watched two movie trailers that made me go "what?" in completely different ways.
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon: they're seriously making a movie about how the Apollo moon missions found robots on the dark side of the moon? Do not want.
- Real Steel: it's rock-em sock-em robots: the movie starring Hugh Jackman? Color me puzzled but intrigued.
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On Transformers: Great, now they're gonna make racist moon people jokes.
On Real Steel: Whu-HUUUUUUUUH!!?
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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First Lady Puffinstuff said:
I expect that the movie is referencing the "far side of the moon" with the phrase "dark side of the moon."
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I was under the impression that those two phrases were synonymous in NASA terminology. When referring to sunlight the "dark side" is a misnomer, when referring to radio communication the moon does block transmission, making communications go "dark".
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Actually, it has nothing to do with light or which side faces us. The dark side of the Moon is simply a reference to that portion of the moon which contains meat that is more moist and delicious.
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

First Lady Puffinstuff;459992][QUOTE=Fun Size said:
Actually, it has nothing to do with light or which side faces us. The dark side of the Moon is simply a reference to that portion of the moon which contains meat that is more moist and delicious.
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I assert that the dark meat of the moon is vastly inferior to the breast meat of the moon.[/QUOTE]

You're the reason Moon McNuggets will suck. Also, everyone knows that the moon is a man, and thus, that is not breast meat, but rather hootie meat, which is not nearly as appetizing.
 
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