Drinking leads to courage. Courage leads to kissing. Kissing leads to love. Love leads to marriage. Marriage leads to children. Children leads to drinking.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
I got pulled over the other day for speeding. I have to wait 3 weeks to know the ticket price. It's probably gonna be a lot. I'm putting it in this neutral ground, however, because I've been speeding for free for years. Also, the policeman was very nice. I was nervous, because I've never been pulled over before.
 
I've been pulled for speeding twice. Both times it was absolutely my fault. Wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going each time and I paid the fine.
 
I don't know why my wife gives me this stuff when she knows I'll abuse it. On the bright side, I'm getting a new machine at work next week!
 
I've been pulled for speeding twice. Both times it was absolutely my fault. Wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going each time and I paid the fine.
Same here. 75 in a 55 (got pulled over RIGHT after it changed; I was in an unfamiliar area, and paying more attention to the traffic than the speed limit. Asshole.) and a 79 in a 70 (Passed a cop in the rain. No excuse.

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I don't know why my wife gives me this stuff when she knows I'll abuse it. On the bright side, I'm getting a new machine at work next week!
Magnetic poetry + computer =....
 
Indeed. And slower than death for what I do. Most of the time I spend here on Halforums is time I'm waiting for something to load, build, or just respond in some way.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Good lord, all these people who graduated high school around the time of my baby brother are getting married. :confused: So strange. Makes me remember that I have to brace myself for all the lectures I'm going to get from family when I get back home. I wanna live with the fella for a while before we get married. They're not going to like that... well, some of em won't care.
 
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