The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Wasabi Poptart]

I was watching this video making fun of online dating and it was talking about Eharmony matching on 30 levels or something, and I wonder if anyone's tried having couples already in long-lasting relationships/marriages going onto Eharmony and seeing if it matches them or not, just for science.

I've thought about doing that with my husband, honestly. The thing that keeps me from it is that I don't want to be bothered with anyone I could potentially be matched with. I wouldn't be there looking for a date. I just want to see if it matches me to my husband.

 

[Ross]

It's too hot. 100F and it's getting warmer.

 

[Hylian]

 

[Officer_Charon]

Hylian, that's adorable. Where'd you snag that?

 

[Cajungal]

I remember playing that! I still play that, although I make it less obvious.

 

[Hylian]

Hylian, that's adorable. Where'd you snag that?

Tiles: In the eyes of Children by *MacDoninri on deviantART

 

[Calleja]

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BRUCE!!!

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SCARLETT!!

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SEAN "MR. UNIVERSE" CONNERY!!!

 

[Silver Jelly]

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[Cajungal]

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

SJ, you're good people.

 

[Silver Jelly]

SJ, you're good people.

SILVER JELLY IS PEOPLE!

 

[Gusto]

Another dream had Gusto in it. In fact, it ended with Gusto jumping into my shower!

:smug:

 

[Gusto]

Courtesy David Malki !:

 

[Calleja]

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HOLY SHIT, YES!!

 

[Gusto]

Jesus Shit.

 

[Officer_Charon]

SJ, I can't decide if that's epic or horrifying. Horric? Epifying? Either way

 

[Philosopher B.]

Jesus Shit.

And lo, he felt relaxed.

 

[Rob King]

Jesus Shit.

And lo, he felt relaxed.[/QUOTE]

I do not know this firsthand, but a friend of mine who was a religious studies major once told me that there is an old hebrew proverb which reads "The world never looks so beautiful as it does after a good shit" or "A good shit makes the world appear beautiful" or something like that.

 

[Fun Size]

I have all these Halbucks but nothin' I want. If I change all my posts to Comic Sans, will they seem funnier when you read them?

 

[Rob King]

Sometimes spam is so bizarre, you almost want to let it win. This comes from the spam-filter on my blog:

Her Majesty is much loved around the world. It is sometimes hard to appreciate what a good job she does. She is worth every penny spent on the civil list. Long live Queen Elizabeth. Keep up the important work.

I understand why this spam appeared. In my post I made reference to my university's library by name, which is the "Queen Elizabeth II Library" (QEII). Still, I laughed hard when I saw it there.

 

[Rob King]

Also, I have some sage words to share from the poet they call "Captain Jack."

We're the party warriors.
Our fight is glorious.
We're the party warriors, every one of us!
We're the party warriors.
Strong and genius.
Every one of us is a party warrior.

Take these words with you in your day-to-day. Meditate upon their meaning, and fight the good fight. Or party the good party. Whichever.

 

[Gusto]

Today at the store, I served a guy wearing a cowboy hat, with an image of a guy wearing a cowboy hat drawn on it, and was also wearing a T-shirt with an image of Clint Eastwood wearing a cowboy hat.

Fucker likes him some cowboys.

 

[Officer_Charon]

All his heroes have been cowboys, Gusto. ALL. OF. THEM.

 

[Calleja]

Cowboys are a thing of the past, man, kids are playing with ASTRONAUTS now

 

[Officer_Charon]

Cowboys are a thing of the past, man, kids are playing with ASTRONAUTS now

.... I see what you fuckin did there...

 

[figmentPez]

I'm saving my pee in a jar.

 

[Papillon]

I think they should take it to the extreme though and make a movie thats about a bunch of space cowboys who find a planet of indiginouse people.

Who would be in it?

Obviously we start with a roguish captain with a heart of gold. Probably add a couple on the run from the law. No, couple has been over done -- make them brother and sister this time. We still need a couple though. Maybe add a twist -- she wears the pants. Who else do we need? An engineer I guess; and in the spirit of backwards we can make it a woman. Maybe throw in a guy who calls his gun Vera and a random Shakespeare reference for good measure and we're set.

 

[Rob King]

Oh, oh, oh! And laser swords!

I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?

 

[Calleja]

Oh man, this sounds awesome, it's gonna last TEN SEASONS!

 

[ElJuski]

So, there's a picture of Ke$ha with manjuice all over her tummy. *shrug*

 

[Calleja]

Wait, is ke$sha that hot blonde or that other not-so-hot blonde?

 

[Silver Jelly]

So, there's a picture of Ke$ha with manjuice all over her tummy. *shrug*

I would find that picture interesting if it was MY manjuice. Right now, the idea is just kinda eew.

 

[Calleja]

Unless you can also see her nekkid, of course, than I just can see around the jizz

 

[ElJuski]

She's that meh one that had that one catchy song about P-Diddy.

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and no, she's covering her boobs. Its pretty worthless

 

[Calleja]

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