The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

WasabiPoptart · Oct 13, 2014

GasBandit said:
I almost kissed a dude full on the lips today.

Emrys · Oct 13, 2014

GasBandit said:
I almost kissed a dude full on the lips today.

Do tell.

GasBandit · Oct 13, 2014

Hah. Why does it not surprise me that most of the halforums chicks (and Stienman) piped in on that one.

Celt Z said:
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stienman said:
Dare?

Hilarious anime-like prat fall?

Raw unbridled attraction?

Particularly good news?

WasabiPoptart said:

Emrys said:
Do tell.

The short answer is - gay chicken. Do not question my resolve. He didn't flinch until my beard hairs tickled his.

PatrThom · Oct 13, 2014

GasBandit said:
Hah. Why does it not surprise me that most of the halforums chicks (and Stienman) piped in on that one.
The short answer is - gay chicken. Do not question my resolve. He didn't flinch until my beard hairs tickled his.

I thought perhaps the answer was going to be "AXE Body Spray."

--Patrick

GasBandit · Oct 13, 2014

PatrThom said:
I thought perhaps the answer was going to be "AXE Body Spray."

--Patrick

Please, I'm not a pedophile.

fade · Oct 13, 2014

Which reminds me. There was this kid in MIDDLE school who had a full beard. It was like instant cool for him. He was in the nerd caste, but that was promotion material. He wasn't held back, either.

Shakey · Oct 13, 2014

fade said:
Which reminds me. There was this kid in MIDDLE school who had a full beard. It was like instant cool for him. He was in the nerd caste, but that was promotion material. He wasn't held back, either.

I had a friend like that. He of course had the nickname of wookie.

Officer_Charon · Oct 13, 2014

Gay chicken starts getting weird when the balls start touching...

Bones · Oct 13, 2014

Shakey said:
I had a friend like that. He of course had the nickname of wookie.

Had a mustache by 6th grade. They called me beardo in high school.

Ravenpoe · Oct 13, 2014

Officer_Charon said:
Gay chicken starts getting weird when the balls start touching...

Or for me, it was when I realized I was suddenly chewing gum.

PatrThom · Oct 13, 2014

I imagine it's more of a surprise when you suddenly realize you're gay.
...or that the other guy is.

...or both.

--Patrick

Officer_Charon · Oct 13, 2014

PatrThom said:
I imagine it's more of a surprise when you suddenly realize you're gay.
...or that the other guy is.

...or both.

--Patrick

Some might call that serendipity...

Emrys · Oct 13, 2014

Officer_Charon said:
Gay chicken starts getting weird when the balls start touching...

Do tell.

ThatNickGuy · Oct 13, 2014

GasBandit said:
Hah. Why does it not surprise me that most of the halforums chicks (and Stienman) piped in on that one.

Same reason why videos like this make them all hot and bothered.

Dei · Oct 13, 2014

If it makes you feel any better, I do not share in the intense love of yaoi.

Celt Z · Oct 13, 2014

Dei said:
If it makes you feel any better, I do not share in the intense love of yaoi.

It's not the yaoi, it's the idea of Gas finding twu wuv. :heart:

bhamv3 · Oct 13, 2014

I once accidentally kissed a guy full on the lips. I was aiming for his cheek, but he dodged and we got lip contact instead.

He later said that was his first kiss. I felt... honored... I guess?

HCGLNS · Oct 13, 2014

I once picked a guys nose.

To be fair he was a fucking piece of garbage and deserved it.

Terrik · Oct 13, 2014

bhamv3 said:
I once accidentally kissed a guy full on the lips. I was aiming for his cheek, but he dodged and we got lip contact instead.

He later said that was his first kiss. I felt... honored... I guess?

I had a guy (looked like a migrant worker) in Wuxi come up to me on my electric scooter, hug me, kiss me and walk away without a word. He was drunk? I think? My finance was sitting behind me quite aghast.

Yoshimickster · Oct 13, 2014

Today was just a good day, the rain was neigh but a mist, I got some good comics and a bar dinner, and I got to my to-home train FIFTEEN minutes early! I never get to a good train on time, its usually right after the one I want to go to or 45 minutes before. And on a night of hard drinking with my brother, I'd get the last train and its...eerily long. A fifteen minute train ride takes forever, you end up questioning whether your still alive and this is some sort of Twilight zone style hell where your stuck on a train for all eternity RIGHT close to your destination. BUT- that was not today, today was lovely.

WasabiPoptart · Oct 13, 2014

GasBandit said:
He didn't flinch until my beard hairs tickled his.

Go on...

GasBandit · Oct 13, 2014

WasabiPoptart said:
Go on...

Then he fled.

Celt Z said:
It's not the yaoi, it's the idea of Gas finding twu wuv.

I've kinda come to doubt such a thing exists, honestly.

Chad Sexington · Oct 14, 2014

Yoshimickster said:
Today was just a good day, the rain was neigh but a mist, I got some good comics and a bar dinner, and I got to my to-home train FIFTEEN minutes early! I never get to a good train on time, its usually right after the one I want to go to or 45 minutes before. And on a night of hard drinking with my brother, I'd get the last train and its...eerily long. A fifteen minute train ride takes forever, you end up questioning whether your still alive and this is some sort of Twilight zone style hell where your stuck on a train for all eternity RIGHT close to your destination. BUT- that was not today, today was lovely.

I... feel like that should have been an episode of the Twilight Zone.

fade · Oct 14, 2014

I feel that way about most of Yoshi's posts.

Yoshimickster · Oct 14, 2014

There is a sixth or seventh dimension beyond that which is known to man, dog, or claims adjuster. It is a dimension as vast as Wyoming and as timeless as an awful stay in said state. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between criss and cross, between Walnut and Chestnut, and it lies between two overpriced bars, and the summit of one willing to pay for drinks. This is a dimension of frustration. It is an area which we call ... The Mickster Zone. DOOOOOOOOOOOOON DADADA DOON!

Celt Z · Oct 14, 2014

Yoshimickster said:
There is a sixth or seventh dimension beyond that which is known to man, dog, or claims adjuster. It is a dimension as vast as Wyoming and as timeless as an awful stay in said state. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between criss and cross, between Walnut and Chestnut, and it lies between two overpriced bars, and the summit of one willing to pay for drinks. This is a dimension of frustration. It is an area which we call ... The Mickster Zone. DOOOOOOOOOOOOON DADADA DOON!

...or you could just say "New Jersey". It's basically the same thing.

HCGLNS · Oct 14, 2014

If the best restaurant in your neighborhood is attached to a gas station, you might be a red-neck.

Terrik · Oct 14, 2014

If the best restaurant is a gas station, you might be a car.

Null · Oct 14, 2014

Terrik said:
If the best restaurant is a gas station, you might be a car.

Or at least a robot in disguise as a car.

Ravenpoe · Oct 14, 2014

HCGLNS said:
If the best restaurant in your neighborhood is attached to a gas station, you might be a red-neck.

I'm not a redneck... I just live among rednecks

jwhouk · Oct 14, 2014

There is no truth to the rumor that the second largest HS in my county has "Dueling Banjos" as its school fight song...

Null · Oct 14, 2014

jwhouk said:
There is no truth to the rumor that the second largest HS in my county has "Dueling Banjos" as its school fight song...

Right, that's because it's their school love song.

GasBandit · Oct 14, 2014

Tomorrow there's an all-hands meeting they've been reminding us about every other day for the last two weeks. It's to talk about changes to the company health insurance. I have a bad feeling about this.

blotsfan · Oct 15, 2014

HCGLNS said:
If the best restaurant in your neighborhood is attached to a gas station, you might be a red-neck.

Or lucky enough to have nationally awarded BBQ in your area.

fade · Oct 15, 2014

Or Rudy's in the Houston area. Though, that's evolved almost to the opposite. Now it's more of a restaurant with a gas station attached.