The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[HCGLNS]

Not sure I like the connotations for the Girl Guides in this paradigm.

 

[Emrys]

Wouldn't that make Girl Guides apostles?

 

[GasBandit]

Not sure I like the connotations for the Girl Guides in this paradigm.

P͙̪̮̀a͖̕y̴̭̳͔͓̠ ͏͖̰̳y͚͚̳͎̫͉͖o̷̻͈̯ṳ͚͔̫͞r̤̰ͅ ̛͎̜͓̭̲t̡̹̳̝̮i̩̭͉̕t̡̮̬͈̱͉h̷̟̭̭͉e͇ ̛a̵͕͙n̪͙̹͎̮̝d͇ ͔͝fḙ͙̭̻̙̥̼͘a͉̺̬̱̟͔͡s̵̺̱͚̦̹t̸̫̳̯͙̲̹ ̲u̙͈p͚̯͙o̰̠͖̗̼n̡̹ ̡̖̤̟̺͚͚̳t͍̼̬̬̻̭̫ẖ̲͇e͕̩͕ ̫̳̯̯ͅf͇͎͈͡l̤̙̦̱͎e̛̼͇͈͉̬̫̙sẖ̝͎̟̭̝ͅ ̝͕̦͖o̵f̖̱͙̗ ͈̭̣͔̤͜o͙͔͢u̯̹̖͟r̛̖̯̯͇ͅ ̧̬̝̣̜̘ͅmạ̫̭̭͜ͅͅs͏̟̺̗̜͈̹̱t̴͔̼͔̱e̼̹r̛̪

 

[HCGLNS]

Oh Lord we beseech thee Amen. Crack two.

 

[fade]

You could always go with radical cookislam. 72 thin mints await you.

Or Foodhism. Those guys think everything's a cookie.

 

[Emrys]

Now I want cookies.

Thanks, guys! Thanks a lot!

 

[HCGLNS]

Now I want cookies.

Thanks, guys! Thanks a lot!

Is your name not Bruce?

 

[Emrys]

Is your name not Bruce?

Nor are we Devo.

 

[HCGLNS]

Nor are we Devo.

That's gonna cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?

 

[Emrys]

That's gonna cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?

Right you are, Bruce.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Only if you've accepted Cookie Jesus as your savior.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Happy Birthday Abe Vigoda! Yes he is STILL ALIVE and turns 94 today!

http://www.abevigoda.com/

 

[Gared]

Man, I must be getting old. It used to be that all of my spam emails were about exciting things, like porn sites, and girls that wanted to hook up with me, and penis enlargement products. Now all I get is health, car, and life insurance, and credit cards.

 

[BananaHands]

WHO LIVES IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS AND WANTS TO BE A P.A.?

 

[blotsfan]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

 

[PatrThom]

Man, I must be getting old. It used to be that all of my spam emails were about exciting things, like porn sites, and girls that wanted to hook up with me, and penis enlargement products. Now all I get is health, car, and life insurance, and credit cards.

I've been getting AARP recruitment letters since I was 30-ish. ("Now?" "How about now?" "Maybe now?")
Never too early to start, I guess.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Oi Bruce

 

[Squidleybits]

I'm scared.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Looks like they ran out of Hydrox.

 

[Terrik]

Jun: Honey, my hands are a bit cold.

Me: *busy studying* Here, hold this cup of tea, it's warm.

Jun:

Me: Oh...er....I mean....*sudden realization*

 

[blotsfan]

What colors are this dress?

Spoiler

Black and blue

 

[HCGLNS]

Me "Is it wrong that I want a truck that has..."
Her "OMG! Yes! It's wrong to fuck our cat in the ass!"

 

[jwhouk]

What colors are this dress?

Oh go take a leap with that dress.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

What colors are this dress?

Spoiler

Black and blue

Everyone's wrong.

That's a pair of boots.

 

[Gruebeard]

Android Chrome is telling me halforums is not itself.

 

[figmentPez]

Looks like they ran out of Hydrox.

Hydrox aren't made any more.[DOUBLEPOST=1425016699,1425016609][/DOUBLEPOST]

What colors are this dress?

Spoiler

Black and blue

 

[PatrThom]

Android Chrome is telling me halforums is not itself.

Yeah, they had to swap out servers the other night.[DOUBLEPOST=1425017253,1425016799][/DOUBLEPOST]

Hydrox aren't made any more.

I thought they were coming back?

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

I thought they were coming back?

Interesting, I hadn't heard about that. They came back in a limited run a decade ago, but I didn't know they were trying again. Best I can tell they're still not available for retail.

 

[PatrThom]

they're still not available for retail.

More's the pity.

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

What colors are this dress?

Spoiler

Black and blue

what is this about?! my twitter is full of people who give a shit about this

and i

don't know


what the

fuck

is happening

 

[PatrThom]

What colors are this dress?

Spoiler

Black and blue

XKCD weighs in on the whole dress thing.

Interestingly enough, Kati independently asked me about the dress ("Have you seen this? What do you see?") tonight.
What does she see? Blue dress, gold trim, and obviously so (to her).

--Patrick

 

[Rovewin]

Huh, this afternoon when I looked at the thread it was clearly blue and dark grey but looking at it tonight it looks white with gold. I thought the blue and grey was an odd choice for a dress color but now it makes more sense. Wonder if it was the light in the room or if my brain just readjusted sometime inbetween.

 

[Ravenpoe]

what is this about?! my twitter is full of people who give a shit about this

and i

don't know


what the

fuck

is happening

All I see is shitty photography.

 

[Celt Z]

I had no idea what the deal was with the dress until my friend mentioned it on Facebook this morning, and all I have to say to the "debate" is ....duh? I mean, the science behind it is something we had to learn freshman year in color theory and later in film making (using a white balance). When an art school is ahead on science, it makes me worry.

Meanwhile, much like @Gruebeard, my Chrome keeps telling me Halforums is trying to steal my password information. WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME, HALFORUMS*? Is "Dave" really a fishing scam bot?!?





(*Besides the server switch. I know that part.)

 

[DarkAudit]

XKCD weighs in on the whole dress thing.

Interestingly enough, Kati independently asked me about the dress ("Have you seen this? What do you see?") tonight.
What does she see? Blue dress, gold trim, and obviously so (to her).

--Patrick

I went to the photoshop color picker for a more objective answer. After testing dozens of different data points, the conclusion is that Kati is right. Blue and gold.