The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[PatrThom]

Very nostalgic.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[GasBandit]

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[HCGLNS]

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am watching The Departed on AMC. Every one has a stutter. They just drop sound every time someone says fuck or bullshit.

 

[Terrik]

He heard a snap

Spoiler

 

[Emrys]

Well, that's not good.

 

[GasBandit]

He heard a snap

Spoiler

My father actually treated someone under a similar circumstance when he was an ER Doc. He didn't break the surface though, the tissue broke deeper in, and the damn thing turned purple swelled up like a water balloon filled with blood.

 

[Terrik]

 

[Celt Z]

View attachment 17797
So...this is the painting that was chosen for the Ponchatoula Strawberry Festival...

Ummmmm.....

 

[PatrThom]

He heard a snap

Anything rigid can break.
I wonder if @GasBandit has any .GIFs of that for us?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Anything rigid can break.
I wonder if @GasBandit has any .GIFs of that for us?

--Patrick

Is that what you want, PT? Is that what you really, really want?

 

[PatrThom]

Is that what you want, PT? Is that what you really, really want?

You forget. I can go an entire year online and only bat an eye at maybe one or two images.
Heck, on my maiden voyage I made it almost a dozen pages deep into r/spacedicks after finally deciding to see what all the fuss was about.

A .GIF like that wouldn't bother me.
The collateral damage, tho...

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

A .GIF like that wouldn't bother me.
The collateral damage, tho...

... should be considered in your mind when you ask for such things.

 

[PatrThom]

If you read my post, you'll see that I didn't ask you to post one, I only asked if you had one.
Intense curiosity and fascination make an effective antidote to revulsion.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

If you read my post, you'll see that I didn't ask you to post one, I only asked if you had one.
Intense curiosity and fascination make an effective antidote to revulsion.

--Patrick

I'm a clearinghouse. I may not have everything in stock, but I can get what's requested extremely fast.

And yes, I had one loaded and ready to paste. But I thought I'd better verify that this was really how we wanted to start the weekend - inflicting all and sundry with a large, high resolution picture of a bloated, distended, plainly something-real-bad-wrong-here whamadoodle.

 

[PatrThom]

I've seen pictures of this before (I was a biology student), but I thought maybe you meant you had an animated one, which would imply some sort of premeditation, which would then imply a combination of "suffer for art" and "exhibitionism" that bordered on fanaticism, and it's this that would've been the real fascination about such a clip.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I've seen pictures of this before (I was a biology student), but I thought maybe you meant you had an animated one, which would imply some sort of premeditation, which would then imply a combination of "suffer for art" and "exhibitionism" that bordered on fanaticism, and it's this that would've been the real fascination about such a clip.

--Patrick

Footage of an actual fracture happening is a little bit too far. I'm not sure I'd want to find it, let alone hoard it. But there's animated diagrams on youtube.

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[Sparhawk]

Dumb body. I'm OFF today, I don't have to be up! Let me go back to sleep.

 

[DarkAudit]

Two nights off all month means ice and rest alone won't help my knee. Let's see if a brace works.

 

[Jay]

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[Hailey Knight]

Dumb body. I'm OFF today, I don't have to be up! Let me go back to sleep.

Misread this as "dump body" like you killed whoever woke you up and had to go take care of it before you could go back to bed.

 

[Piotyr]

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

And now it's...

 

[Zappit]

Took the last big teacher test to get an additional license yesterday. I think I did alright, but it'll be about a month before I know for sure.

 

[Emrys]

My hair is going nuts today. It's not dry or static-y. It's just... everywhere. No matter how I hold my head, it's in my face. Hair bands and barrettes can't tame it today. It's got a mind of its own.

 

[Doomweasel minion]

Yes, it's wonderful! It makes such wonderful nests!

 

[Celt Z]

...so THAT'S how they've been sneaking into the country!

 

[Emrys]

You have one in your hair as we speak.

 

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Why does this cookie dough package say "do not COMSUME raw cookie dough" instead of eat? Is there another method of consumption of which I am unaware?

 

[Gruebeard]

Why does this cookie dough package say "do not COMSUME raw cookie dough" instead of eat? Is there another method of consumption of which I am unaware?

Yes.

 

[fade]

Yes.

This wouldn't happen to be related to those butt bananas someone mentioned in another thread would it?

 

[PatrThom]

Why does this cookie dough package say "do not COMSUME raw cookie dough" instead of eat? Is there another method of consumption of which I am unaware?

I assume it's because while you can eat something multiple times, you can only consume it once.
I mean, you could spit it back out, you could regurgitate it, you could have your stomach pumped, etc.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

This wouldn't happen to be related to those butt bananas someone mentioned in another thread would it?

 

[Tinwhistler]

Why does this cookie dough package say "do not COMSUME raw cookie dough" instead of eat? Is there another method of consumption of which I am unaware?