WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT
WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT
This was the quote I used on Facebook. Yeah it's a monstrosity.
THEN HOW CAN YOU CALL IT AN OREO???since they're for adults, Oreo says they weren't designed to be twisted open or dunked.
I'm going to prove myself a heretic right now... I prefer regular oreos over the double-stuft. I find the classic form to be the perfect balance of cookie and cream, where neither are in big enough proportion to make you realize that they both kinda suck alone.[DOUBLEPOST=1438101043,1438100976][/DOUBLEPOST]Sounds to me like they invented the exact opposite of what everyone wanted.
Oh fuck this. The whole reason for an oreo to exist is to be dunked in milk.can't be twisted open or dunked
You only say that because you're an adult.I'm going to prove myself a heretic right now... I prefer regular oreos over the double-stuft. I find the classic form to be the perfect balance of cookie and cream, where neither are in big enough proportion to make you realize that they both kinda suck alone.
We bought the golden ones. I won't buy them again, though, They are just too easy to eat because they're small.WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT
Your 10 year old self would beat you up for saying some shit like this.I'm going to prove myself a heretic right now... I prefer regular oreos over the double-stuft. I find the classic form to be the perfect balance of cookie and cream, where neither are in big enough proportion to make you realize that they both kinda suck alone.[DOUBLEPOST=1438101043,1438100976][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh fuck this. The whole reason for an oreo to exist is to be dunked in milk.
I'm pretty sure I could take my 10 year old self. He was a little bitch.Your 10 year old self would beat you up for saying some shit like this.
I dunno, 10 year old me had a nasty tendency to bite til there was blood.I'm pretty sure I could take my 10 year old self. He was a little bitch.
I'm going to take back what I said. My 10 year old self might have been a little bitch, but my 30 year old self is weirdly decrepit.I dunno, 10 year old me had a nasty tendency to bite til there was blood.
Just using your response as a convenient vehicle...I'm going to prove myself a heretic right now... I prefer regular oreos over the double-stuft. I find the classic form to be the perfect balance of cookie and cream, where neither are in big enough proportion to make you realize that they both kinda suck alone.[DOUBLEPOST=1438101043,1438100976][/DOUBLEPOST]
Oh fuck this. The whole reason for an oreo to exist is to be dunked in milk.
Just using your response as a convenient vehicle...
I like the Thin Oreos. Better balance between cookie and stuffing. I hate Double-Stuffed, and the regular are okay. I don't twist them apart or dunk in anything, can't stand milk.
I have now made myself worse than you.
if that's what being an adult means, I'm glad I'm not a real adult. [emoji14]They exist because adults want the cookie more than they want the filling.
Of course, adults should be able to march down to the grocery store and get some of these if that's the case:
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--Patrick
I'm basing this on the fact that the majority of the sugar is in the filling, and there's that thing about kids loving sugar above all else.if that's what being an adult means, I'm glad I'm not a real adult. [emoji14]