The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2015

Gruebeard said:
So I shouldn't bother paying you to rate my posts?

A quarter per post, as agreed. No backsies!

Gruebeard · Oct 3, 2015

Bubble181 said:
No backsies!

That's what she said.

:oops:

drifter · Oct 3, 2015

Went to toss a can into the recycling, found this little guy. Meet my new best friend, Nester.

WasabiPoptart · Oct 4, 2015

Our cat is freaking out because the house is generally taken apart. Tomorrow she will be in need of kitty Valium.

Hailey Knight · Oct 4, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Our cat is freaking out because the house is generally taken apart. Tomorrow she will be in need of kitty Valium.

How is your avatar always appropriate?

sixpackshaker · Oct 4, 2015

HCGLNS · Oct 4, 2015

Too many men.
Too many people.
Making too many problems.

GasBandit · Oct 4, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Too many men.
Too many people.
Making too many problems.

And not much love to go around.

Frank · Oct 4, 2015

I just learned about MGTOW and fell down a vapid pit of pathetic fedoras reading about it and watching videos about it.

HOLY SHIT.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

This is a thing that is real.

This is a mental illness. The sheer unbelievable narcissism at work here is MIND BOGGLING.

drawn_inward · Oct 4, 2015

Thanks for putting my pic on the halforums banner! Cheers!

Frank · Oct 4, 2015

@Tress MGTOW stands for Men Going Their Own Way. It some insane thing where some obviously lonely guys have decided that they can only better themselves by refusing to associate with women. The video there goes into insane, megalomaniacal, narcissistic detail about how when the MGTOW movement grows, all women will go insane without men chasing them continuously. It's REALLY sad.

DarkAudit · Oct 4, 2015

I'd never heard of it until just now. And I wish I hadn't. THBBPPTT @Frank.

Celt Z · Oct 4, 2015

Frank said:
@Tress It some insane thing where some obviously lonely guys have decided that they can only better themselves by refusing to associate with women.

I don't think they understand this is a benefit for us, not a punishment. And as catchy as their current "No Hymen, No Diamond" campaign is, I don't think they realize neither will be an issue for them. :rolleyes:

PatrThom · Oct 4, 2015

Frank said:
Is [an iPhone 6s Plus] really worth it? It's a fuckin' phone.

Well, you know, some people get a new iPhone and then they are all...

--Patrick

Gruebeard · Oct 4, 2015

Frank said:
MGTOW stands for Men Going Their Own Way.

That's nowhere near as catchy as the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

But just as stupid.

PatrThom · Oct 4, 2015

Or the He-Man Women-Haters Club.

--Patrick

Null · Oct 4, 2015

Still using an LG-VX5400. Both of my parents have upgraded their phones, I have not. Because honestly I don't use it enough to be worth it.

GasBandit · Oct 4, 2015

Color me disappointed. I was just delivered McDonald's "pumpkin spice" ad copy for this fall, and it's the EXACT SAME THING they ran last year. Way to drop the ball, Moroch Advertising.

Null · Oct 4, 2015

GasBandit said:
Color me disappointed. I was just delivered McDonald's "pumpkin spice" ad copy for this fall, and it's the EXACT SAME THING they ran last year. Way to drop the ball, Moroch Advertising.

Shake things up, read it in yoga pants.

Cajungal · Oct 4, 2015

So weird. Nearly every wedding I've ever been to down here has been either a Catholic service or at least a wedding with people who were raised Catholic. Those people know how to party.

I went to my first Protestant family wedding (or at least non-drinking Protestant) and it was super uncomfortable. I was getting these judgey looks for dancing too wildly (and when I say wild, I mean dorky and crazy. I wasn't grinding up on on a bridesmaid or anything...more than once) or ordering wine (the other family drank).

So a bunch of our old high school friends from the grooms side invited us to do shots of whiskey in the parking lot. A sweet old couple got into the car next to ours just as we were toasting. If that had been *any* South Louisiana Catholic family they'd have asked us for a swig instead of giving us the stink eye.

blotsfan · Oct 5, 2015

Oh god I love mgtow. Their philosophy is that they're done with women and don't want/need them to be happy in life. Yest somehow, all they seem to talk about is how much women suck. It's like...if you don't like them, move on.

HCGLNS · Oct 5, 2015

Motion to have @GasBandit change all references of mig two to minotaur penis.

fade · Oct 5, 2015

Null said:
Shake things up, read it in yoga pants.

Thanks for the image of GasBandit in yoga pants.

GasBandit · Oct 5, 2015

fade said:
Thanks for the image of GasBandit in yoga pants.

Booty booty booty booty rockin errywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin errywhere

Denbrought · Oct 5, 2015

GasBandit said:
Booty booty booty booty rockin errywhere
Booty booty booty booty rockin errywhere

Gruebeard · Oct 5, 2015

HCGLNS said:
Motion to have @GasBandit change all references of mig two to minotaur penis.

Seconded.

All those who say aye, say "aye."

DarkAudit · Oct 5, 2015

GasBandit · Oct 5, 2015

... but they've never been mentioned before now, and I doubt they'll ever be mentioned again...

bhamv3 · Oct 5, 2015

Motion to change all mentions of Gasbandit to minotaur penis.

All in favor?

drifter · Oct 5, 2015

Gruebeard · Oct 5, 2015

Nay.

I vote for ewok penis.

sixpackshaker · Oct 5, 2015

Cajungal said:
So weird. Nearly every wedding I've ever been to down here has been either a Catholic service or at least a wedding with people who were raised Catholic. Those people know how to party.

I went to my first Protestant family wedding (or at least non-drinking Protestant) and it was super uncomfortable. I was getting these judgey looks for dancing too wildly (and when I say wild, I mean dorky and crazy. I wasn't grinding up on on a bridesmaid or anything...more than once) or ordering wine (the other family drank).

So a bunch of our old high school friends from the grooms side invited us to do shots of whiskey in the parking lot. A sweet old couple got into the car next to ours just as we were toasting. If that had been *any* South Louisiana Catholic family they'd have asked us for a swig instead of giving us the stink eye.

I grew up Catholic in East Texas (Buckle of the Bible Belt.) The first round of weddings that I went to were all my cousins in South Texas. Man, mix a bunch of Irish, Mexicans, Germans and Bohemians together for a wedding... and a good time was had by all. Then when I got out of high-school and college my East Texas Protestant friends started getting married. I was so disappointed at cookies and punch wedding receptions... WITH NO DANCING!

GasBandit · Oct 5, 2015

sixpackshaker said:
I grew up Catholic in East Texas (Buckle of the Bible Belt.) The first round of weddings that I went to were all my cousins in South Texas. Man, mix a bunch of Irish, Mexicans, Germans and Bohemians together for a wedding... and a good time was had by all. Then when I got out of high-school and college my East Texas Protestant friends started getting married. I was so disappointed at cookies and punch wedding receptions... WITH NO DANCING!

Ugh, yes, devout protestant weddings are the wuuuuuurst.

That's just not the kind of thing you make a guy do sober, imho.

Dei · Oct 6, 2015

Oh yeah, the new Mistborn book just popped up on my Kindle...

So much for sleeping.

HCGLNS · Oct 6, 2015

Boom boom out go the lights.