The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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In a homework assignment, I had to invent an organization for a needs assessment design. I came up with the Miskatonic Crisis Intervention Institute. They want to establish a hotline.
Sadly I'm pretty sure my professor won't get it.
Sadly I'm pretty sure my professor won't get it.
He's one of the sane ones, then. You should be happy about that.
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Does anyone have a song they really like even though it might be a little embarrassing or outside of your usual norm because it reminds you of something?
Mine's "Everything that Glitters" by Dan Seals. I remember this one from going fishing at 5 on a cold morning. It's almost weird to heard it in high quality now because I remember it on a scratchy old truck radio. Reminds me of good times with my dad before constantly fighting with my parents as a teenager.
Mine's "Everything that Glitters" by Dan Seals. I remember this one from going fishing at 5 on a cold morning. It's almost weird to heard it in high quality now because I remember it on a scratchy old truck radio. Reminds me of good times with my dad before constantly fighting with my parents as a teenager.
I googled that.
They use a bidet.
If a bidet is unavailable, they use a sink.
If a sink is unavailable, they hold it.
How do they do anything? I sometimes grow my nails a bit and even typing is a pain.
Too gadget-y to be something a woman would use.
That looks like it would appeal more to a man with long nails who needs to wipe.
--Patrick
So the city between me and Boulder tries too hard to be the anti-Boulder. The latest comedy? The amount of people throwing a fit because the newly built movie theater is looking into getting a liquor license, and it is going to RUIN THEIR FAMILY FRIENDLY MOVIE EXPERIENCE!!!!!"
Never mind that every AMC in the area has been doing this for YEARS now, and there are plenty of other places for people to get drunk within walking distance of the theater already.
Never mind that every AMC in the area has been doing this for YEARS now, and there are plenty of other places for people to get drunk within walking distance of the theater already.
There is *1* but it's an indie movie theater in Amherst.
I hear enough drunk stories about my relatives to know how things would end if they had alcohol in movie theaters around there.
I think it would be funny to see, at a convention, an EDI from Mass Effect 3 cosplayer "looking for her Joker" and being alternatively hit on by various renditions of the DC comics character and threatened by an army of Harley Quinn's.
This cold medication might be stronger than I thought, or at least shouldn't be chased with tullamore dew.
This cold medication might be stronger than I thought, or at least shouldn't be chased with tullamore dew.
Query: what roll will HK-47 play in this meatbag production?
Deadpan: Usher.
So I've been working on a project at work for an outside client. A few months ago, I had to create a fake person for them to use sample data. I made an account for "John Q. Public" but she said she wanted me to change the name because it looks too much like "John Q Pubic." Kinda funny, but whatever.
So now, theres a report I'm working on that keeps track of historical data. However, since the word "cumulative" is too long, she just asked me to shorten it to "cum" everywhere on the spreadsheet.
I'm not gonna argue, but really?
So now, theres a report I'm working on that keeps track of historical data. However, since the word "cumulative" is too long, she just asked me to shorten it to "cum" everywhere on the spreadsheet.
I'm not gonna argue, but really?
So she got cum all over your spreadsheets and didn't get fired? Wow.
