Swords into plowshares, plowshares into swords.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Nunchuks and kama were originally used for farming!
GasBandit
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In case anybody needs to kill a few hours, here's a curated playlist of about 300 "important videos."
I am having a Twitter conversation with David Willis right now...my life fucking RULES!
Well, only half of the eligible to vote people actually voted. And none of those places went full blue or full red. >.>Half the US population lives in the blue counties. The other half in the grey.
But yes, most of the US is a desolate wasteland with pockets of people interspersed.
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GasBandit
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Oigh, what a couple of days. But finally, it's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(For best results, mode 1, music 4, then raise FPS to 50).
(For best results, mode 1, music 4, then raise FPS to 50).
*snort* just add salt.Related news, plans for the evening:
Dave
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Tonight was our diet cheat day, so we went to Village Inn for dinner. While we were there a little old man in a faded Army hat came in and sat by himself. When we were done we went over & said hello, talked to him for a bit and told him to have a happy Veteran's Day.
It won't be until he pays that he finds out his meal was already taken care of. Cost me $70 for a meal at Village Inn (with tip for 2 servers), but it was worth it.
It won't be until he pays that he finds out his meal was already taken care of. Cost me $70 for a meal at Village Inn (with tip for 2 servers), but it was worth it.
Aww that was nice.
Last time I was at a bridge, the people in the car in front of me paid my toll.
Where as I hate every mode because I can't find a damn version that won't lag like a mother fucker! Really, THIS game specifically!
Trying to figure out what to get my 14-year-old cousins for Christmas. They say they want money, a boring gift for two boring kids who are always bored.
Matches. or a nice Zippo.
They live in Arizona; toothpicks are already matches out there. You just need to hold them in the sunlight.
"But it's a dry heat!"
Meth?
FTFY :/
I've decided to try drawing. I have two excellent teachers in the house 
Your cats draw and teach?!?I've decided to try drawing. I have two excellent teachers in the house
Yours don't? What kind of shit cats do you own?
GasBandit
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Fucking Rovewin oh my god. I thought I had done spectacular back in the day. Now that's just 6th.
I own two Pugs, they are great for the zen lifestyle. No cats in this house.
I like cats, but don't have any because I'm not shelling out another pet deposit.
I find superior cats at the shelter
I was referring to @HCGLNS and our daughter though. I did a flower sketch tonight. It's ok. I really made a mess of me of the flowers.
I'm working on Eevee now
All cats are shit cats. That's why you have a box.
I like cats, but one of my favorite cat quotes is, "Do you like boxes of shit around your house? Get a cat!"
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Some of my favorite, family-friendly humor posts on imgur have been from AbortedFetusNecrophiliac.
So glad I don't work for NHS England. Apparently there's a distribution list that includes all 840,000 active email accounts used by the NHS & someone sent an email out to this list by accident. Needless to say a not insignificant number of users replied to say this has nothing to do with them - & hit Reply to All!
I get those sorts of emails probably once every 3 months.
I never reply to them. I don't want my name to get on some kind of "this idiot hits reply all" list.
--Patrick