The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

HCGLNS · May 11, 2017

Mary-Anne has at least 8 unique outfits in this compilation.

It was a 3 hour tour.

8 outfits is far too many for a 3 hour tour.

Clearly Mary-Anne expected to be out longer than 3 hours.

So she was involved some how in keeping the boat from returning to the harbour.

Preventing the Professor from his speaking engagement with NASA.

Clearly Mary-Anne was a foreign agent, working for the Russians!

blotsfan · May 11, 2017

Thanks, Obama.

Dave · May 11, 2017

She was always way hotter than Ginger.

Null · May 12, 2017

HCGLNS said:
Mary-Anne has at least 8 unique outfits in this compilation.

It was a 3 hour tour.

8 outfits is far too many for a 3 hour tour.

Clearly Mary-Anne expected to be out longer than 3 hours.

So she was involved some how in keeping the boat from returning to the harbour.

Preventing the Professor from his speaking engagement with NASA.

Clearly Mary-Anne was a foreign agent, working for the Russians!

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

Gruebeard · May 12, 2017

Dave said:
She was always way hotter than Ginger.

Meh.

They both just rate a meh.

Meh.

My bartender rates a hubba hubba.

GasBandit · May 12, 2017

Yes, Pop lyrics have been getting more and more and more and more repetitive and are now more repetitive than they have ever been before.

HCGLNS · May 12, 2017

It's Friday!!!

GasBandit · May 12, 2017

HCGLNS said:
It's Friday!!!

HEY YOU! Quit muscling in on my racket!

It's not time for me to go home yet, but you are making me tip my hand early, dammit!

It's finally FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ravenpoe · May 12, 2017

GasBandit said:
Yes, Pop lyrics have been getting more and more and more and more repetitive and are now more repetitive than they have ever been before.

It's Bo! Glad to see he's still around.

Edit: Or maybe he's still around, that's from three years ago

drifter · May 12, 2017

I just realized the cuckolding wife from Boogie Nights is Nina Hartley. Thanks, random Tapatalk ad.

Officer_Charon · May 12, 2017

drifter said:
I just realized the cuckolding wife from Boogie Nights is Nina Hartley. Thanks, random Tapatalk ad.

THAT'S why I appreciated her so much.

Sooooo many fond memories...

figmentPez · May 12, 2017

GasBandit said:
It's finally FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!

You should have saved that one for a three-day weekend.

GasBandit · May 12, 2017

figmentPez said:
You should have saved that one for a three-day weekend.

... rats.

Well, I don't get one of those for a long time anyway.

Gruebeard · May 12, 2017

GasBandit said:
... rats.

Well, I don't get one of those for a long time anyway.

Ha! Mine's next weekend.

We're Celebrating The Queen*, Canadianstyle, eh? Drinking beer in the woods.

*Not Lizzie; the uptight repressed one who made us the uptight repressed nation that invented that bloodsport called hockey so we can punch our friends in the face.

jwhouk · May 12, 2017

Vicki's Day, hm?

Frank · May 13, 2017

Just a reminder that this is literally the coolest group of mother fuckers ever.

DarkAudit · May 13, 2017

Frank said:
Just a reminder that this is literally the coolest group of mother fuckers ever.

We need a hero of his level to untangle the rights and get us that World Crime League sequel.

In unrelated news, and because it's not worthy of a thread of it's own, CBS has finally canceled 2 Broke Girls and greenlighted the BBT spinoff Young Sheldon.

You win some, you lose some, I guess.

DarkAudit · May 13, 2017

And now I need to unload this pen. More fun to use it rather than dump the extra back in the bottle.

GasBandit · May 14, 2017

So, the lead singer from the Offspring, Dexter Holland, just got his PhD. In molecular biology. His thesis was, naturally, way over my head.

Dr. Holland.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (guitars)

@Li3n · May 14, 2017

GasBandit said:
Yes, Pop lyrics have been getting more and more and more and more repetitive and are now more repetitive than they have ever been before.

I've always preferred this one myself:

jwhouk · May 14, 2017

GasBandit said:
So, the lead singer from the Offspring, Dexter Holland, just got his PhD. In molecular biology. His thesis was, naturally, way over my head.

Dr. Holland.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (guitars)

Considering the rather esoteric nature of the Offspring's music, it doesn't surprise me a bit. (And his thesis was on HIV, by the way.)

GasBandit · May 14, 2017

jwhouk said:
Considering the rather esoteric nature of the Offspring's music, it doesn't surprise me a bit. (And his thesis was on HIV, by the way.)

Well I got THAT much of it, but not a whole lot more, other than "HIV is all like *this*" and I'm not quite clear on what *this* is or why it is important.

HCGLNS · May 15, 2017

Muhuhahahaha! Got a Stab-O-Meter in for calibration. I should give it to the new guy, he's sure to get stabbed!

DarkAudit · May 15, 2017

Not my handwriting here, but this ink is out for delivery this morning. Noodler's Apache Sunset...

Done with a Noodler's Ahab pen, and I have one! But I'm not this good with it... yet.

fade · May 15, 2017

GasBandit said:
Yes, Pop lyrics have been getting more and more and more and more repetitive and are now more repetitive than they have ever been before.

Ah good ol' survivor bias.

Every era has lowest common denominators like this. Everyone remembers Shakespeare because he was the outlier, not because all sonnets were Shakespearean at the time. Man, even the stuff that survived fits this mold most of the time. Remember the complex, heady lyrics of the Beatles: "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah"

sixpackshaker · May 15, 2017

fade said:
Ah good ol' survivor bias.

Every era has lowest common denominators like this. Everyone remembers Shakespeare because he was the outlier, not because all sonnets were Shakespearean at the time. Man, even the stuff that survived fits this mold most of the time. Remember the complex, heady lyrics of the Beatles: "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah"

Thank God you did not quote "Hey Jude."

I'd still be reading those Na Na's until lunch.

Bubble181 · May 15, 2017

sixpackshaker said:
I'd still be reading those Na Na's until lunch.

.....BATMAN!

PatrThom · May 15, 2017

...he acknowledges that he forgot to put Jude in there somewhere.

--Patrick

blotsfan · May 15, 2017

The image title is "na make it better."

PatrThom · May 15, 2017

Never knew he patched it.
Now he just has to somehow shoehorn in "She's got the look."

--Patrick

DarkAudit · May 15, 2017

(a) no he hasn't, and b) if you're still wondering, that's him holding the phone.)

GasBandit · May 15, 2017

PatrThom said:
Never knew he patched it.
Now he just has to somehow shoehorn in "She's got the look."

--Patrick

That line of Na would have to be about twice as long.

DarkAudit · May 16, 2017

Undecided if it was awesome enough or weird enough for those threads...

PatrThom · May 16, 2017

And thus was the town saved and had enough power for another year.

--Patrick

Gruebeard · May 16, 2017

jwhouk said:
Considering the rather esoteric nature of the Offspring's music, it doesn't surprise me a bit. (And his thesis was on HIV, by the way.)

I, uh, am I thinking of the right band? The one with such intellectual lyrics like these:

Like the latest fashion
Like a spreading disease
The kids are strappin' on their way to the classroom
Getting weapons with the greatest of ease

The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's colors and the other's don't mix
They're gonna shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like, “oh my God”, but I'm just gonna shake
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake - ah crap

Get out of my head, Taylor!