My wife's last day of work today. She just told me that they got her a cake that said "#byeFelicia" on it.
One of my co-workers moved to the mainland in December. We had signs up that said "Bye Felicia"and cake calling her a traitor. That office party was so much fun.
 

Dave

Staff member
Welp, looks like I'm going to be going back to Colorado Springs the end of February for a couple weeks. My father in law is having surgery on his OTHER hip and he needs someone there to cook, clean, etc. This time I'm flying out since renting a car would be over $500. Flying round trip is less than $200, but someone will have to pick me up and take me back to the airport.

I'm going to try and work from there so I'm not out of sight out of mind. This is going to be SOOOOO BORING!
 
My tongue has a resistance of 384 kilo ohms.
That sounds way high. Your skin, dry, should be somewhere around 100k (though in the dry dead of winter perhaps quite a bit higher).

Your wet, saliva coated tongue should be substantially lower.

Do fresh 9v batteries tingle on your tongue?
 
That sounds way high. Your skin, dry, should be somewhere around 100k (though in the dry dead of winter perhaps quite a bit higher).

Your wet, saliva coated tongue should be substantially lower.

Do fresh 9v batteries tingle on your tongue?
Yep. But try to get the kids of today to try that and they won't believe you.
 
ESPN has the story because this dude convicted in a payday loan scam is a former race driver.

Screw you, guy. You're not "misunderstood," you're a fuckin' leech. When I was in Mayport, every shopping plaza from the base gates to Atlantic Blvd. and beyond had at least one payday loan outlet to suck the cash out of the sailors.
 
I'm not defending payday loan owners as ethical, but I thought everything he did was legal and just the kinda BS used to make it legal.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Today marks the first day I've been able to get out of bed without assistance (also not requiring 20 minutes and a baseball bat for push/leverage). So I'm getting better! But I don't think I'm going to work tomorrow. I had planned to go home today, but my Grandfather's trying to pressure me into staying longer, and I can't say he doesn't have a point. But I'm getting reeeeeally tired of nothing but 1mbit internet and fox news 24/7.
 
Today marks the first day I've been able to get out of bed without assistance (also not requiring 20 minutes and a baseball bat for push/leverage). So I'm getting better! But I don't think I'm going to work tomorrow. I had planned to go home today, but my Grandfather's trying to pressure me into staying longer, and I can't say he doesn't have a point. But I'm getting reeeeeally tired of nothing but 1mbit internet and fox news 24/7.
Consider it motivation to heal faster. Glad to hear you're doing as well as can be expected!
 
Today marks the first day I've been able to get out of bed without assistance (also not requiring 20 minutes and a baseball bat for push/leverage). So I'm getting better! But I don't think I'm going to work tomorrow. I had planned to go home today, but my Grandfather's trying to pressure me into staying longer, and I can't say he doesn't have a point. But I'm getting reeeeeally tired of nothing but 1mbit internet and fox news 24/7.
They give you the good dope?
 
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