The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Celt Z

Celt Z

Dave said:
My new-found sister and biological father live in Austin, but I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy.

To give you an idea, this is what she posted to Facebook yesterday. Yes, it was written just like this - this is a cut & paste:

"This is werser ,girl is always better,looking,smarter,cook gooder,smell better,im going to have,when I'm in the cardboard box,place me face down. Pull my pants down just enough ,make it eseyer for every one ,kiss it, somebody make sure to clean my butt."
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I'm going to assume autocorrect just looks at her posts and goes, ".....nope.".

How old is this person?
 
MindDetective

MindDetective

Dave said:
Den, I can't explain shit. I have no clue what she's on about.
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I'll take a stab at interpreting: "[Other people] have everything going for them and I've got nothing going for me. When I'm buried in my cheap casket, everyone can line up and kiss my ass, as long as it is clean first."
 
klew

klew

First time this happened to me: went to Redbox to rent SW Battlefront 2, got a photograph of the sticker code, called the customer service phone number right away, was given a replacement promo code (already used a free code for the rental). Drove 14 minutes to a different kiosk to rent the same game using a different free code, this one had a color photocopy of the sticker code, called again and got two replacement codes. I wonder if it was the same person stealing the discs, probably not, given the two methods of counterfeit sticker codes, maybe buddies who wanted them to play together. The first game dropped to $20 one year later, this is likely to do the same. Since I used free codes anyway, losing those wasn't a concern, I didn't want to be charged for those two games.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Funny how people suddenly start spouting, "IT'S MY OPINION! IT'S MY OPINION!" rather than actually continue a discussion.

They're basically admitting, "I have nothing valuable to add to this discussion! I know I'm losing this argument!"

Context: I was discussing the matter of banning or at least reducing plastic bags. It's becoming a hot topic here in Halifax. And there are some very bullheaded people who can't understand the idea of modifying their lifestyle just a little to severely reduce their usage.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

I recently came across a new Japanese porn actress who reminds me a lot of someone I know, but I can't recall who. I just think she looks really familiar, and definitely resembles someone in my life, but the specific person is eluding me.

I wonder if I should send a picture of the actress to my wife and ask her if she reminds her of anyone.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

bhamv3 said:
I recently came across a new Japanese porn actress who reminds me a lot of someone I know, but I can't recall who. I just think she looks really familiar, and definitely resembles someone in my life, but the specific person is eluding me.

I wonder if I should send a picture of the actress to my wife and ask her if she reminds her of anyone.
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I sometimes stumble across a porn actress or nude model that's an almost doppelganger of certain friends of mine. Obviously not them, but damn close. Always been tempted to send them the picture for a laugh between the two of us, but I doubt it'd ever go over well. So I don't.
 
Squidleybits

Squidleybits

I’m not sure if it go over super well in either case, but I’m thinking Nick will do much better telling the joke to his friends than Bhamv3 will to his wife.

This could be the meds talking :D

The meds find this funny!
 
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