I saw my former Underling #1 at the company christmas party tonight (her mother still works for us, so she came with her). We chatted it up for a bit. I'm a bit relieved to learn she and the meathead she was dating when she worked for me went their separate ways not all that long after she quit. She's with someone new already of course - a catch like her wouldn't stay single long if she didn't want to. Apparently he's a single father of 3. I hope he's got his head screwed on right, because it's gonna be a lot of work for the both of them...
Also I won a google mini home thingy in the white elephant. It's like Alexa, but google. As I already have an android phone I use the google assistant on, I'm not sure how much use this thing can be when I could just use my phone. I suppose the speaker quality is better, so I can use it as a glorified bluetooth speaker - well, wi-fi speaker, really.