I didn't want to ruin your fun before he caught on.I was waiting for someone to realize that apparently I'd grown up in the Siege of Storm's End.
I mean, the Onion Night? Did no one spot that???
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I saw that, and had this feeling it would go over his head.I was waiting for someone to realize that apparently I'd grown up in the Siege of Storm's End.
I mean, the Onion Night? Did no one spot that???
Also, to answer your burning question:
Vampires.
I didn't get to read the last page.I was waiting for someone to realize that apparently I'd grown up in the Siege of Storm's End.
I mean, the Onion Night? Did no one spot that???
I was looking forward to continuing our dog/goat conversation.
--Patrick
I'm told I'm good at that
I had to google it. I've never watched GoT.I was waiting for someone to realize that apparently I'd grown up in the Siege of Storm's End.
I mean, the Onion Night? Did no one spot that???
The Count accepts no substitutes; takes no short-cuts. He would count every single name.
Count Von Count would count as many ways as the Count could count if Count Von Count would count names.
--Patrick
Somebody just hucked a brick through the window at my workplace
Dave
Staff member
Wasn't me. I haven't hucked in a long time.Somebody just hucked a brick through the window at my workplace
GasBandit
Staff member
Update: it was the wind.
We have scaffolding outside our building right now because we're having construction done. Some bricks were left on that scaffolding, one in particular on top of a sheet of plywood. A huge burst of wind swelled up and flipped over the plywood, sending the brick through the window on the next level down.
Guess Vaughn Construction is buying us a new window!
We have scaffolding outside our building right now because we're having construction done. Some bricks were left on that scaffolding, one in particular on top of a sheet of plywood. A huge burst of wind swelled up and flipped over the plywood, sending the brick through the window on the next level down.
Guess Vaughn Construction is buying us a new window!
https://www.removeddit.com/r/relati...i_19f_have_a_crush_on_my_roommate_20f_i_cant/
This is going around the internet right now and had me howling with laughter. The oblivious lesbian story is peak internet.
This is going around the internet right now and had me howling with laughter. The oblivious lesbian story is peak internet.
Last night we made out for a few hours and had sex, but I think it might've been a joke? I'm not sure.
Well, I mean, that can happen with two straight guys (NO HOMO) too after a few beers too much.
...right?
When I lived in Houston, I had a lot of gay friends. One of them loved to joke "You know what the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy is? A fifth of jack"
GasBandit
Staff member
That seems to be a permutation of the old standard "What's the difference between a straight sorority girl and a lesbian? 3 shots of tequila."
That sounds pretty close to the difference between rape and consent.
Get ink all over my hands.
Is there anything more dispassionately intimate than a dental hygienist appointment?
Super tiny, super cute little hygienist telling me how improved my gums are while her torso is pressed against my head and her face is like 3 inches above mine while she roots around my mouth.
The fact that I'm counting this as close human contact makes me worry about how lonely I am.
Super tiny, super cute little hygienist telling me how improved my gums are while her torso is pressed against my head and her face is like 3 inches above mine while she roots around my mouth.
The fact that I'm counting this as close human contact makes me worry about how lonely I am.
It could have been @Terrik .
I had a crush on my hygienist once. In a plan to spend more time with her I would eat a package of Oreo's before the appointment.
It is only now that I understand @GasBandit 's tooth fetish.
The soft scrape against the enamel. The growing pressure and then release of calculus being removed by an impossibly sharp scaler. The curette moving ever closer to the gingiva. Millimeter by millimeter.
"Soon", I whisper. "I will uncover what lies beneath."
The soft scrape against the enamel. The growing pressure and then release of calculus being removed by an impossibly sharp scaler. The curette moving ever closer to the gingiva. Millimeter by millimeter.
"Soon", I whisper. "I will uncover what lies beneath."
Hmm, removing calculus, my favorite