The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[HCGLNS]

Like inserting a phallic bone, so wait time is decreased? Or like requiring counselling and your wife's expressed written consent to get a vasectomy? Or like a chastity plug? Or an alphabetical grading system for undergarments?

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

And only one of them aged well.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Airplane blah!

 

[GasBandit]

TIL one of my (younger) coworkers in my department went to high school with Kaitlyn "Amouranth" Siragusa and they were in some amateur films together.

Not that kind of film, you guys. Like, "theater kids messing with a camcorder" type movies.

 

[HCGLNS]

We are in a walking challenge at work. Track your steps etc.

My department has a computer controllerd shaker table....

 

[PatrThom]

Most people I know just tie it onto their dog's collar.

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

Would bike riding get registered? Asking for a friend.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Would bike riding get registered? Asking for a friend.

I have a name, you know.

 

[Bubble181]

I have a name, you know.

You're "Big Blue" right?

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[HCGLNS]

Good night @GasBandit . Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm listening to a podcast, and the guest, who had a distinct accent, said, "Nancy Drew."

I misheard and thought she said, "Nazi Drew."

Hoo boy, that conjured up some inappropriate images.

 

[figmentPez]

Seen on Tumblr, " I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words "

 

[ThatNickGuy]

When entering a refund request form for a customer, I almost accidentally copy/pasted their account number as the dollar amount. Our account numbers are 16 digits long.

So they almost got a refund of over 81 quadrillion dollars.

I...don't think my company could cover that.

 

[Ravenpoe]

When entering a refund request form for a customer, I almost accidentally copy/pasted their account number as the dollar amount. Our account numbers are 16 digits long.

So they almost got a refund of over 81 quadrillion dollars.

I...don't think my company could cover that.

Yeah, but that's like Canadian currency, right? They might have it.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Yeah, but that's like Canadian currency, right? They might have it.

True! That's like, what? 5 bucks in American currency?