There's a guy visiting our office today who looks amazingly like Bryan Cranston. Specifically, he looks like Bryan Cranston playing Walter White at the end of Breaking Bad, with the beard, unkempt hair, and glasses. I had to suppress the urge to stare at him.
 

GasBandit

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Text from dad: "Applying for VA Life insurance, need your SSN to name you beneficiary."

Me: (my ssn)

Dad: Thx. U now have motive for patricide

Me: The last thing I want is to have to go through your house and sort all the crap you have piled up in the rooms. May you live forever.
 
My great-aunt was a hoarder. I remember this one time when we hadn't heard from her for several days. We went to her house for a wellness check. Apparently she had fallen and couldn't get up. Her house was filled with stacks of old newspapers, phone books, and brochures going all the way back to the '50s. I'm pretty sure they had to pull out all the wallpaper and carpet to make that house habitable again.
 
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I’ve noticed a lot of ads for companies with the marketing pitch of “we’ll buy your dead parent’s house and take care of all the crap inside it” and it does seem like a good business model.
 
The worst part about going through your father's belongings after his passing was finding all the cards we gave him as kids for Father's Day, birthdays, etc. He also had a little bit of my grandfather's ashes in his sock drawer, in a specimen container for stool samples.
 

Dave

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The worst part about going through your father's belongings after his passing was finding all the cards we gave him as kids for Father's Day, birthdays, etc. He also had a little bit of my grandfather's ashes in his sock drawer, in a specimen container for stool samples.
Clearing out my great uncle's house when I was a kid is how we found out he was gay.

SO MUCH GAY PORN! Also lots of old coins and bills that were worth a shitload of money. But so much gay porn.
 
Maybe I shouldn’t say anything lest I jinx it but I’m surprised republicans haven’t gone after iodized salt yet. It was something added to food that effectively costs nothing, doesn’t change the taste, and has notable health benefits with absolutely zero downsides. You’d think they’d hate it.
 
Text from dad: "Applying for VA Life insurance, need your SSN to name you beneficiary."

Me: (my ssn)

Dad: Thx. U now have motive for patricide

Me: The last thing I want is to have to go through your house and sort all the crap you have piled up in the rooms. May you live forever.
I told my parents this too. Please get rid of your stuff. Don't make me do it.
 
Dall-E does a much better job of this than FLUX, unless the prompt had that much influence (and of course I don't know the entire prompt).
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--Patrick
 
Prompt was "hey chatGPT do you know the artwork featuring dogs playing poker? Could you craft an image in that style of dragons playing poker?"
 
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GasBandit

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So, I was having a conversation with the boy today as we drove back from the store, where he went into the reasons that he, at the wizened age of 20, has just decided to give up on dating and women in general. I just nodded indulgently all "that's rough buddy" and thought no more about it.

I get home and all of a sudden youtube is recommending me four separate youtube videos, all posted within the last 10 days, at the top of my homepage that are all women/dating coaches/etc talking about why men are giving up on women and dating.

Google's definitely eavesdropping at all times. (Not taking one side or the other in the "how women killed dating" debate, just noting that my phone is feeding my verbal conversations to the algorithm)
 
So, I was having a conversation with the boy today as we drove back from the store, where he went into the reasons that he, at the wizened age of 20, has just decided to give up on dating and women in general. I just nodded indulgently all "that's rough buddy" and thought no more about it.
Let him know that you know a guy that's almost 40 that doesn't date and he finds it to be pretty good, actually.

Though I suspect my reasons might be slightly different than his what with, you know, lack of heteronormativity and all that.
 

GasBandit

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Let him know that you know a guy that's almost 40 that doesn't date and he finds it to be pretty good, actually.

Though I suspect my reasons might be slightly different than his what with, you know, lack of heteronormativity and all that.
I have a feeling his situation is mostly from his ex turning out to be a bunny boiler, combined with insecurity about his current financial status (he's now a part-time personal trainer/coach at an MMA gym, which makes it fortunate for him that his mom is living with a dude that has a spare bedroom).
 

figmentPez

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IIRC it makes connections via wifi network so it seems more likely that he was watching such videos at your house.
It also takes into account people you've been in the same location with. The boy's searches and watch history impact Gas's recommendations because they've been in the same spots at the same time.
 

GasBandit

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It also takes into account people you've been in the same location with. The boy's searches and watch history impact Gas's recommendations because they've been in the same spots at the same time.
And probably the fact that we're now in the same youtube premium "family."

(I didn't pay for it, I just joined my GF's existing one)
 
Andrew Tate posted proof of his high testosterone. He's on TRT, younger than me and still can't even approach my manly T levels. I need to carry those results around to trump these kinds of absolute dipshits who think that number means fucking anything.
 
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