Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
Genre: Romance, Comedy, School, Slice of Life
Fanservice: Swimsuits, great big anime tiddies
Premise: College student Sakurai is perfectly happy on his own, and this annoying girl with enormous ta-tas thinks she's doing him a favor by making him go out and do stuff.
So this was the anime that everybody was talking about this season. There were the usual twitter controversies spurred on by the professionally offended, and that predisposed me to give it more of a shot that I would have otherwise, and let me tell you, I kinda regret it.
Let me just put it this way: The plot is tedious, the characters are shallow, and the character of Uzaki is freakin
annoying.
There are some good sides. The conflict between the side characters is interesting (one wants to be an entirely passive observer of what she sees as Sakurai and Uzaki's burgeoning romance, and the other thinks he needs to take an active role to make sure their ship doesn't sink). The constant barrage of "Three's Company" level misunderstandings with Uzaki's mom that makes her think Sakurai is a milf-hunter with her in his sights does make me laugh out loud... but it's not enough to keep this waste of time afloat.
I'm also slightly irritated that Sakurai's personality is an expy of Ryuuji from Toradora - a dude with a menacing resting-face that everybody's afraid of but is actually a total softy.
Often the animation and art style seems a little lazy. I know that the "skin fang" is an artistic choice but it's one born of laziness, and it seems like a lot of motions don't have as many frames as I think they should have.
But as I referenced, the crowning turd on this show is Uzaki's personality. She's brash, rude, pushy, thoughtless, smug, and all around irritating. Sakurai was perfectly happy doing his own thing, enjoying his own solitary pursuits, but Uzaki decides that he's pathetic and forces her company on him until Stockholm syndrome kicks in.
You remember those Woody Woodpecker cartoons where the walrus is just trying to have a picnic, minding his own business, and the woodpecker just won't stop fucking tormenting him? This show is that, except it's also trying to get him them to fall in love.
I toughed it out through all 12 episodes (so you don't have to) to see if it ever got any better. It doesn't. I don't know if this will get renewed, but if it does, I'm not going to be bothered with watching it.
Rating: 1.5/5. I want my 6 hours back.