[Funny] Things I used to believe...

bhamv3 · Oct 6, 2014

figmentPez said:
Until I was in my mid-twenties, I believed that most women don't really like sex, and almost all women think that nude men are ugly. I really thought that most women wanted nothing to do with a man's penis, and that they just had sex because it was expected of them, in order to get the parts of marriage that they did want.

I still have reason to believe this is true.

GasBandit · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
I still have reason to believe this is true.

To both my benefit and detriment, I can attest it isn't.

Ravenpoe · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
I still have reason to believe this is true.

Yeah, but you're Asian.

If porn has taught me anything, it's that Asian women hate sex.

bhamv3 · Oct 7, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Yeah, but you're Asian.

If porn has taught me anything, it's that Asian women hate sex.

Yeah, but people keep saying porn is unrealistic. So, instead, I propose we do this scientifically. Everyone, go have sex with Asian women, and then come back here and report on your results. We'll need a decently sized collection of samples, so get seducin'!

Oh wait, we'll need a control sample too, won't we? Okay, everyone also go have sex with women of other ethnicities as well. Give them questionnaires afterwards and have them rate their enjoyment, preferably on an easily quantified scale, like 1 to 10. (Nick should be familiar with this procedure, it's similar to what happened on prom night)

DarkAudit · Oct 7, 2014

Used to think I could post a pic of my lunch without being called all sorts of horrible names...

...and then I joined tumblr.

Denbrought · Oct 7, 2014

DarkAudit said:
Used to think I could post a pic of my lunch without being called all sorts of horrible names...

...and then I joined tumblr.

Did someone seriously attack you for eating cup ramen? I thought you were preemptively kidding :confused:

DarkAudit · Oct 7, 2014

Denbrought said:
Did someone seriously attack you for eating cup ramen? I thought you were preemptively kidding

I was. This was just a response to some other posts I've seen calling people out for stupid shit.

I think your reblog of someone's grandfather's response to "cultural appropriation" said it best. (It's made my dash since, but you showed it to me first)

Docseverin · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
Yeah, but people keep saying porn is unrealistic. So, instead, I propose we do this scientifically. Everyone, go have sex with Asian women, and then come back here and report on your results. We'll need a decently sized collection of samples, so get seducin'!

Oh wait, we'll need a control sample too, won't we? Okay, everyone also go have sex with women of other ethnicities as well. Give them questionnaires afterwards and have them rate their enjoyment, preferably on an easily quantified scale, like 1 to 10. (Nick should be familiar with this procedure, it's similar to what happened on prom night)

Before I post my results, I think there is a variable that has not been accounted for which could heavily swing the poll one way or the other. And that is skill of the male partner.

Terrik · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
Yeah, but people keep saying porn is unrealistic. So, instead, I propose we do this scientifically. Everyone, go have sex with Asian women, and then come back here and report on your results. We'll need a decently sized collection of samples, so get seducin'!

Waaaaaaay ahead of ya.

bhamv3 · Oct 7, 2014

Docseverin said:
Before I post my results, I think there is a variable that has not been accounted for which could heavily swing the poll one way or the other. And that is skill of the male partner.

Excellent point. To minimize the variance of this variable, we should have one guy do all the seducing.

Volunteers?

fade · Oct 7, 2014

Sigh. Fine. I'll do it.

LittleSin · Oct 7, 2014

I think you should throw a chick in there to pleasure the chicks.

...just to see if there is a higher satisfaction rating when someone with similar equipment is doing the do.

Null · Oct 7, 2014

bhamv3 said:
Yeah, but people keep saying porn is unrealistic. So, instead, I propose we do this scientifically. Everyone, go have sex with Asian women, and then come back here and report on your results. We'll need a decently sized collection of samples, so get seducin'!

Oh wait, we'll need a control sample too, won't we? Okay, everyone also go have sex with women of other ethnicities as well. Give them questionnaires afterwards and have them rate their enjoyment, preferably on an easily quantified scale, like 1 to 10. (Nick should be familiar with this procedure, it's similar to what happened on prom night)

I am all for this.

Fun Size · Oct 7, 2014

I used to believe that the Time Life Mysteries of the Unknown books were reference material.

I used to believe in the infallibility of parents, to the extent that I frequently remind my children that I am just another guy making it up as I go along so they don't face the same disappointment I did (there are so many other, more interesting ways to disappoint them).