TIL: Today I Learned

Frank

Frank

Today I learned one of my oldest and best friend's wife likely wants to have sex with me.

I learned a while back that my friend and his wife are pretty kinky folk. That's cool. They go to sex clubs and swingers clubs and such and really, really like exploring all the facets of their sexuality. Again, I have no judgments about any of that. They're both adults and who the fuck am I to tell anyone what to do with themselves?

So, I'm having dinner with them tonight and they tell me about the swinger camping trip they went on last weekend. Apparently, she was really happy some guy named Tony was there. I asked why she liked Tony so much and she told me that Tony was basically me, but 20 years older. She refers to him as old Frank.

I let it drop there. I also learned today that this was one of the most flattering moments of my life.
 
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bhamv3

bhamv3

Frank said:
Today I learned one of my oldest and best friend's wife likely wants to have sex with me.

I learned a while back that my friend and his wife are pretty kinky folk. That's cool. They go to sex clubs and swingers clubs and such and really, really like exploring all the facets of their sexuality. Again, I have no judgments about any of that. They're both adults and who the fuck am I to tell anyone what to do with themselves?

So, I'm having dinner with them tonight and they tell me about the swinger camping trip they went on last weekend. Apparently, she was really happy some guy named Tony was there. I asked why she liked Tony so much and she told me that Tony was basically me, but 20 years older. She refers to him as old Frank.

I let it drop there. I also learned today that this was one of the most flattering moments of my life.
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Man... no one's wife ever wants to have sex with me. :(
 
Just Me

Just Me

From my own experience I can say that I got used to not getting any.
My lovely lady is not much into it (slight understatement *cough*), and so my last penetrative action pre-dates our relationship of almost 14 years.

But with everything else that's another kind of 'to each his own' or 'different folks, different strokes' ;)
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Just Me said:
From my own experience I can say that I got used to not getting any.
My lovely lady is not much into it (slight understatement *cough*), and so my last penetrative action pre-dates our relationship of almost 14 years.

But with everything else that's another kind of 'to each his own' or 'different folks, different strokes' ;)
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Man. I'm not going to tell you what to do or how to handle your relationship... but most places that'd be cause for an annulment. Failure to consummate.

But what do I know, maybe your relationship is healthier than mine was. Turns out that's a lot lower bar than I thought it was.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Just Me said:
From my own experience I can say that I got used to not getting any.
My lovely lady is not much into it (slight understatement *cough*), and so my last penetrative action pre-dates our relationship of almost 14 years.

But with everything else that's another kind of 'to each his own' or 'different folks, different strokes' ;)
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:eek:

I'm going to stop complaining now.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

So I watched a recent ep of Ray Donovan and this guy, Stu Feldman, is some movie producer that's an absolute scumbag. Tries to bone a pornstar for money, total dickcheese to everyone, etc. What was driving me nuts was his voice sounded super familiar, but I couldn't place why.

Until now.



He was the suit actor (and voice) of Raphael in the 90's TMNT movies.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
I would imagine anything not-so-hygienic is an insult.
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There's a long tradition of insults based on effluvia. It's fun to tease that stink-faced, poopy-headed, piss-showering, fart-smelling, snot-munching, foot-licking, earwax-buttering, santorum-squeezing, dandruff-toasting spit-drinking phlegm gobbler.

--Patrick
 
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Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I had an acquaintance at one time whose preferred method of random insulting consisted of linking sweet foods and body parts randomly. It worked out as some of the best on the fly insults I ever heard and often ended in uproarious laughter.

Try it for yourself:

waffle ass
sorbet tits
pussy cakes
dick crumble
.... and on and on and on
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Tonsil Pocky
Gallbladder preserves
Scalp cookies
Fingernail taffy
Chyme caramel
Marshmallow bile
Reese's liver
Alveolar sponge cake
Callus comfit
Hair pudding

--Patrick
 
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