[Brazelton] Tony Stark

[mikerc]

Because the Battle of Earth officially took place on 17th October 2023, so ahem...

Tony Stark died today after using the Infinity Stones to reverse the Snap. He is survived by his wife Pepper, biological daughter Morgan, artificial "children" Friday & Karen and his kinda sort of kid Peter. He will be replaced in his role of arrogant fuckwad that causes more trouble than he's worth by Dr Stephen Strange.

In lieu of charitable donations Mr Stark has instead requested that people honour him by getting drunk and hiring strippers.

 

[bhamv3]

Wait it's 2023? I was just going about my business in 2018 and then suddenly this gust of dust blew over me or something and now everything's different and you're telling me it's been five years and Tony Stark is dead and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???

 

[General Specific]

Hey @bhamv3, gonna need you to sit down for a moment. There's something we need to tell you.

You know how people sometimes turn to dust right in front of you? Well...

 

[Celt Z]

You know how people sometimes turn to dust right in front of you? Well...

That's how all his hot co-workers disappear. Would explain the frequent turnover.

 

[Bubble181]

Honestly, skipping 2018-2023? Not the worst idea.

 

[MindDetective]

"What is COVID-19?"

You know what? Don't worry about it. Just get another kind of flu vaccine every year and you're good.

 

[GasBandit]

Tony Stark
Makes you feel
Like you missed 5 years
But it was a good deal.