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[ThatNickGuy]

Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops

151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose

www.carscoops.com

 

[GasBandit]

Another big fat nepo baby bitch hissyfit

 

[Celt Z]

It shouldn't feel so good, but it does!

 

[PatrThom]

Tesla (TSLA) accounting raises red flags as report shows $1.4 billion missing

Tesla’s (TSLA) accounting practices are raising red flags as a new report from the Financial Times shows that $1.4 billion...

electrek.co

Elon Musk’s X raises almost $1 billion in new equity funding

The deal values X’s equity at roughly $32 billion

gulfnews.com

Hmmm......

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

"Shares for thee, but not for meeeee!"

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

This isn't insider trading. Tesla being run by a literal nazi that everyone hates is public knowledge.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

“Money is the alienated essence of man's labor and life; and this alien essence dominates him as he worships it.”

He was clearly all about that grind.

 

[PatrThom]

Well it's not like he called it "Die Kapital." Fella couldn't even spell "DEI" correctly.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

No.
Just...no.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Goebbels would be proud of that video.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[mikerc]

Tesla are at the fuck around stage of trampling on workers rights in Germany. I look forward to the inevitable find out stage coming soon.

 

[Bubble181]

I'm always happy when I see (American) multinationals try to employ their brand of "management" (worker abuse) through official means in well-unionized European countries. Germany, Belgium, France - in most cases the companies just end up fucking over themselves.
I'm far from a union man - certainly the French ones are... Not always acting in the average workers' best interest in my opinion - but they are necessary and useful to give a good hard shove back when a bully boss tries to push too hard.

 

[blotsfan]

I look forward to the inevitable find out stage coming soon.

One AFD Victory Later

 

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

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He fixed it.

 

[Bubble181]

He had someone fix it.

Ftfy

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

IT'S OVER.

Elon Musk was finally able to find a buyer for X.

Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal

Elon Musk has sold social media site X to his own xAI artificial intelligence company in a $33 billion all-stock deal, the billionaire announced on Friday.

apnews.com

Yes, that's right. Elon Musk's X was purchased by...Elon Musk's xAI.
Gee I wonder if he'll turn it around. Or maybe he'll just feed the entire thing straight into the xAI wood chipper as training data.

--Patrick

 

[AshburnerX]

IT'S OVER.

Elon Musk was finally able to find a buyer for X.

Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal

Elon Musk has sold social media site X to his own xAI artificial intelligence company in a $33 billion all-stock deal, the billionaire announced on Friday.

apnews.com

Yes, that's right. Elon Musk's X was purchased by...Elon Musk's xAI.
Gee I wonder if he'll turn it around. Or maybe he'll just feed the entire thing straight into the xAI wood chipper as training data.

--Patrick

No, he's committing securities fraud in order to displace his growing debt (caused by... most of society rejecting Teslas) to the other investors of xAI so he doesn't lose his entire fortune when the banks call in their chips on Twitter. It's some premium vulture capital shit and he'll get away with it because the SEC chair will let him.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey it's only securities fraud if his embedded DOGE boys can't keep the SEC sufficiently distracted from commenting on his wash sale.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

There.
Finally joined Bluesky and found and followed as many as I could of the 13 people that were on my former twitlist, which ended up being 4.
Repeating one of my last tweets here for posterity:

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I feel like technically that's not even a d20, it should be evaluated more like (1d1 + 19).

--Patrick

 

[chris]

I bet he has many companys on his list he wants to own.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

You don't get rich by spending money!