I don't see how people can object to this. All they really want to do is earn some ash.
Oh come on, that joke has been done...I can't believe none of you followed up with...
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
I can't find the pun in here...With Wal-Marts requirement that all items or pallets have an RFD on them for wharehousing purposes, they might actually include the RFD in the casket itself. Your casket might send out radio signals once its in the ground. Kinda neat.