Through the sludge of the Random Crap Thread,
Bouncing off the cacophony of a hobos empty head,
Clickety clack over a southern gassy tile,
Veering north to steel a Jersey reds smile,
Back on course, to a place most remote,
Fly the scampering feet of Christmases angry stoats,
On Anger, on Wrath, on Bitey and Terror,
Deliver this package quickly, without error,
By compass, GPS or Christmases bright star,
Deliver this parcel, unto him called
@Far
Disclaimer: package may arrive in 10 to 12 days, or 2034, what ever works with the current weather
Warning: package may contain memes, spam and glitter