[Question] What's your favorite punchline?

[doomdragon6]

Better Nate than Lever!

That is literally one of my favorite jokes of all time.

 

[bhamv3]

"Watson, you idiot, someone stole our tent."

 

[Yoshimickster]

"Aren't you a bit old to be believing in Leprechauns?"

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'll just tell the whole joke because I learned it recently. It's adorable.

What is Super Mario's suspenders made of?

Denim denim denim!

 

[bhamv3]

"And then he holds the beer can between his legs and starts counting on his other hand."

 

[Covar]

"Oh, he's our shortstop."

 

[sixpackshaker]

"That's not bad for a priest in a small parish."

 

[bhamv3]

"No, you're supposed to ride the camel into town and find a lady there..."

 

[sixpackshaker]

"We'll just look for the camel with the two assholes on it..."

 

[Officer_Charon]

"I'll drive." "Okay."

 

[Emrys]

"Let me put it this way - do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

 

[Bowielee]

"A circus is a cunning array of stunts, but a whorehouse is... "

 

[Emrys]

"A circus is a cunning array of stunts, but a whorehouse is... "

Is what? Don't leave me hanging like this!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Is what? Don't leave me hanging like this!

a brothel! Geez. Some people are so dense.

 

[Emrys]

a brothel! Geez. Some people are so dense.

Chad Sexington, sweetheart, come here. We need to talk.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Chad Sexington, sweetheart, come here. We need to talk.

I'm scared.