Where Do You Stand? (2016 Election)

Denbrought · Sep 14, 2015

Bernie Sanders 91%
Hillary Clinton 76%
Joe Biden 75%
Martin O'Malley 71%
Rand Paul 33%
JEB! 15%
Ben Carson 13%

The rest are below 10% (though I can still taste the 2% Santorum)

Welp, I'm apparently still a dirty pinko, no surprises here, I don't think...

Edit: I'mma do the tegid thing and check the party thingamabob...

Green Party 97%
Democrats 92%
Socialist 87%
Libertarians 54%
Constitution Party 12%
Republicans 3%

Okay, so I'm more green than red, or something.

GasBandit · Sep 15, 2015

Denbrought said:
Okay, so I'm more green than red, or something.

Eh, don't worry about it. It is all watermelons at that end of the spectrum anyway... Green on the outside but red on the inside.

Eriol · Sep 16, 2015

GasBandit said:
Eh, don't worry about it. It is all watermelons at that end of the spectrum anyway... Green on the outside but red on the inside.

Because a surprising number of people don't know this one anymore, "red" in this case usually refers to communists.

sixpackshaker · Sep 16, 2015

My brother stands with Trump. Well next to the guy next to Trump.

jwhouk · Sep 16, 2015

This has meme written all over it...

Krisken · Sep 16, 2015

You mean like

"The wait staff at The Sizzler have a night out"

Denbrought · Sep 16, 2015

Eriol said:
Because a surprising number of people don't know this one anymore, "red" in this case usually refers to communists.

Really? I don't think I've ever had to explain "the reds" to anyone outside of elementary/middle school. I could see people not knowing pinko, though.

Gruebeard · Sep 17, 2015

Denbrought said:
Really? I don't think I've ever had to explain "the reds" to anyone outside of elementary/middle school. I could see people not knowing pinko, though.

That's my little finger, right?

. . .

Narf!

Denbrought · Sep 17, 2015

Gruebeard said:
That's my little finger, right?

. . .

Narf!

No, that's pinky, we're talking about the flaky breadcrumbs commonly used in Japanese recipes.

Bubble181 · Sep 17, 2015

Denbrought said:
No, that's pinky, we're talking about the flaky breadcrumbs commonly used in Japanese recipes.

That's panko.

We're talking about the fairly short Austrian-Hungarian river, mainly known for crossing the border a ridiculous amount of times.

DarkAudit · Sep 17, 2015

Bubble181 said:
That's panko.

We're talking about the fairly short Austrian-Hungarian river, mainly known for crossing the border a ridiculous amount of times.

That's Pinka. We're talking about that game on the Price is Right with the big chip and the pegboard and whatnot.

Bubble181 · Sep 17, 2015

DarkAudit said:
That's Pinka. We're talking about that game on the Price is Right with the big chip and the pegboard and whatnot.

That's Plinko, you twit. We're talking about the wood construction game!

bhamv3 · Sep 17, 2015

Bubble181 said:
That's Plinko, you twit. We're talking about the wood construction game!

That's Jenga.

... am I doing this right?

Eriol · Sep 17, 2015

Denbrought said:
Really? I don't think I've ever had to explain "the reds" to anyone outside of elementary/middle school. I could see people not knowing pinko, though.

It has gotten muddled ever since you guys started doing the "red state, blue state" thing, which is relatively recent.

drawn_inward · Sep 17, 2015

bhamv3 said:
That's Jenga.

... am I doing this right?

No, no. It's Jango.

Gruebeard · Sep 17, 2015

drawn_inward said:
No, no. It's Jango.

No, Mr Stormtrooper, you're Jango.

So what were we talking about, again?

Celt Z · Sep 17, 2015

Steak.

Bubble181 · Sep 17, 2015

If you want to get rid of @Sera, I think throwing her in water to see whether or not she floats is the thing. These are for vampires. Besdies, why do you want to get rid of her?

Sera · Sep 17, 2015

Bubble181 said:
If you want to get rid of @Sera, I think throwing her in water to see whether or not she floats is the thing. These are for vampires. Besdies, why do you want to get rid of her?

What did I do?

Gruebeard · Sep 17, 2015

Sera said:
What did I do?

Did you fry the stake wrong?

PatrThom · Sep 18, 2015

What do vampires have against carrots?

--Patrick

drawn_inward · Sep 18, 2015

Gruebeard said:
No, Mr Stormtrooper, you're Jango.

So what were we talking about, again?

No, I'm jingoist. You Rebel scum!

DarkAudit · Sep 20, 2015

Some schadenfreude for our resident Cheeseheads...

jwhouk · Sep 20, 2015

Hee hee hee....

GasBandit · Sep 21, 2015

DarkAudit said:
Some schadenfreude for our resident Cheeseheads...

Sounds like Scott Walker is out.

Tress · Sep 21, 2015

Pity.

Krisken · Sep 21, 2015

Tress said:
Pity.

Yeah, that means he's going to have more time to fuck over my state.

jwhouk · Sep 21, 2015

Krisken said:
Yeah, that means he's going to have more time to fuck over my state.

Hopefully it'll only be for the next 3 1/2 years, though.

Cheesy1 · Sep 21, 2015

But from what I've heard here and seen of him on the national level, he seems like the type of petty asshat who would take out his frustrations of not becoming president on his own constituents back home.

jwhouk · Sep 22, 2015

Cheesy1 said:
But from what I've heard here and seen of him on the national level, he seems like the type of petty asshat who would take out his frustrations of not becoming president on his own constituents back home.

That is why November 7, 2018 cannot come soon enough.

And I pray that he maintains his 0% approval rating until then.

DarkAudit · Sep 22, 2015

What's he going to do once he realizes the Koch Brothers have found a new shiny?

jwhouk · Sep 23, 2015

THAT is what I'm worried about.

DarkAudit · Sep 30, 2015

Kevin McCarthy lets the cat out of the bag. The only reason the Benghazi committee exists is to drive down Hillary's poll numbers.

Krisken · Oct 5, 2015

The only thing surprising about this is people are surprised.

Necronic · Oct 8, 2015

First time I took this I didn't use the "most-least" sliders and sided heavily with trump. This time I took it and came out 82% Sanders. Still had Trump at like 60%. Not sure how that's even possible.

Ed: Happy to see that Ben Carson showed up at 41% though. Screw that guy