Are you sure it wasn’t Honey I Shrunk the Stevie Nicks?Holy shit, what did I start.
It was a mouse! Or a vole!
—Patrick
Are you sure it wasn’t Honey I Shrunk the Stevie Nicks?Holy shit, what did I start.
It was a mouse! Or a vole!
Or Lindsey Buckingham!It was a mouse! Or a vole!
Or Lindsey Buckingham!
Or maybe it was a lonely stranger in a time bomb town.Or Lindsey Buckingham!
You're working for free. Fuck what they think.I really wish I could keep my mouth shut. Shortly before leaving work yesterday, I made a joke to my manager about sitting home and collecting unemployment. We laughed, because I know she needs my help and I'm going to be there.
Except then last night I caught what Julie had this past weekend and it crushed me into a flat soda can. So I had to call in. I wouldn't feel bad since I'm A. not getting paid for it and B. I haven't called in sick since July last year (somehow managed to only ruin my weekends with illness since then), if I hadn't made that stupid joke, because the irrational part of my brain says GEE THAT LOOKS PLANNED
...Okay, this is two-for-two. Who are you, and what have you done with @blotsfan?You're working for free. Fuck what they think.
It was the weasels! <mwahahahahaha!>...Okay, this is two-for-two. Who are you, and what have you done with @blotsfan?
The Chicago Blackhawks of the 2010s are the most impressive dynasty in NHL history when factoring in the cap and other considerations of the modern game compared to the NHL of old in this essay I will...Okay, this is two-for-two. Who are you, and what have you done with @blotsfan?
Buy 2 or 3 disguises?Just booked a gig on Valentine's Day. Pays $400 for an hour and a half. They want 3 comedians. We've done this place before and the owner is CRAZY. The problem is, because she's crazy nobody wants to go do this. So I have less than a month to find 2 or 3 comics who want to do the gig and I'm starting to sweat.
Have you ever tried to write 90 minutes of stand-up material? Most I've ever done was an hour and I was scared as hell. I did it, but I used some real skeevy tricks to pad the time. It was a corporate event so I brought up a couple of the bosses and had them do some improv exercises with me. That ate up about 10 minutes and the crowd loved it.Write a 90 minute gig.
Yeah, that's why my suggestion was a joke.Have you ever tried to write 90 minutes of stand-up material? Most I've ever done was an hour and I was scared as hell. I did it, but I used some real skeevy tricks to pad the time. It was a corporate event so I brought up a couple of the bosses and had them do some improv exercises with me. That ate up about 10 minutes and the crowd loved it.
Okay. Hard to tell, though. You'd be surprised how many people say what you said and are dead serious.Yeah, that's why my suggestion was a joke.