ya, pretty much.
and also, if a guy that I was making eyes at in class came over to sit near me, I would be totally flattered; and more receptive to future meetings.
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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and also, if a guy that I was making eyes at in class came over to sit near me, I would be totally flattered; and more receptive to future meetings.
Boom. That's exactly what I'm doing in class tomorrow. Right in front of her.
I'll post the detailed aftermath from jail tomorrow.
I'll post the detailed aftermath from jail tomorrow.
Time to try "The Naked Man".
You stay away from my cousin!
God, I hope you're kidding! 
Nick
Step 1: Find out if she likes trees
Step 2:
Step 1: Find out if she likes trees
Step 2:
We got yo' back, Nick.
The Halforums 10-Step Program to Asking a Girl Out
First: plan to ask her out.
Second: ask if you should ask her out.
Third: have it confirmed you should totally ask her out. way to go man, you're a hero of the people.
Fourth: suddenly shift tone and tell everyone why should not ask her out and that EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE ALL OF THE TIMES
Fifth: reject suggestion you might be taking this a tad much seriously and might need help.
Sixth: ask her out.
Seventh: get rejected.
Eighth: get congrats, sympathy. you put yourself out there man, good for you. we love ya.
Ninth: become convinced you must be fundamentally flawed, we are wrong to congratulate you and explain how EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE ALL OF THE TIMES. accept celibacy.
Tenth: reject suggestion you might be taking this a tad much seriously and might need help.
Steps 4-5 and 9-10 may be repeated many, many, many times before moving on.
The Halforums 10-Step Program to Asking a Girl Out
First: plan to ask her out.
Second: ask if you should ask her out.
Third: have it confirmed you should totally ask her out. way to go man, you're a hero of the people.
Fourth: suddenly shift tone and tell everyone why should not ask her out and that EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE ALL OF THE TIMES
Fifth: reject suggestion you might be taking this a tad much seriously and might need help.
Sixth: ask her out.
Seventh: get rejected.
Eighth: get congrats, sympathy. you put yourself out there man, good for you. we love ya.
Ninth: become convinced you must be fundamentally flawed, we are wrong to congratulate you and explain how EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE ALL OF THE TIMES. accept celibacy.
Tenth: reject suggestion you might be taking this a tad much seriously and might need help.
Steps 4-5 and 9-10 may be repeated many, many, many times before moving on.
Grrr. Stupid foot. So I was getting changed the other day, and kicking my leg to get the last pant leg off and smacked my foot into the corner of the wall. Hard. Not enough to break a toe, but enough that over a day later, the thing is still throbbing. And this was an hour before a large, semi-annual meeting... which I then missed cuz I couldn't think through the pulsing pain of my freaking foot, and went to a clinic to make sure the thing wasn't actually broken. One toe is completely purple, another is only now chaning colour (to a lovely yellow-ish). It hurts, and I can't walk right, so I have to hobble around school and get asked by my very well meaning profs (and students too) what happened. It's embarassing.
TL;DR - I fought the wall, and the wall won.
TL;DR - I fought the wall, and the wall won.
Dear friends: This is how you do a good pun.
The real pain comes when you learn that there's nothing they can do for a broken toe that you can't do yourself, and now you're out the fee for the ER visit.... Oh wait... Canadian.
Dammit, i actually got my hopes up that no one said anything about the obvious shirt "in", and of course it's the very last post...
SHEGOOOOOOOOOOOOO............
figmentPez
Staff member
A little part of me dies inside every time I hear someone refuse to switch to Firefox, Chrome, Opera, etc. because they like Internet Explorer better.
"I have tried other browsers. IE has always worked for me above others."
What is wrong with you?
"I have tried other browsers. IE has always worked for me above others."
What is wrong with you?
The girl I started dating a few weeks ago turned out to be some unbearable kinds of crazy (clingy, over-sensitive, mood-swingy, stalkery, and worst of all, non-geeky) and I ended it with her pretty quickly. Now she just told me she's staying with a friend to keep from hurting herself due to having serious depression after I broke up with her. I'm not quite sure what level of shitty I should be reasonably feeling 
It's just a desperate attempt of trying to guilt you back.and if that dosnt work she at least knows that she inflicted pain on you.
Typical move of a narcassistic personality.
Typical move of a narcassistic personality.
Dinner with a lot of couples, including cosplayer girl and her boyfriend. The only bachelor, apart from me, is a good friend of mine who I suspect wants something more from me... but even if I tried (and I did, because our relatioship is good), I don't like her that way.
I'm also relatively sick, but I'll go just to show I'm ok with seeing the girl I was in love with and her boybriend together. Wich is not true.
But it's almost been a year, It's time I got over it.
I'm also relatively sick, but I'll go just to show I'm ok with seeing the girl I was in love with and her boybriend together. Wich is not true.
But it's almost been a year, It's time I got over it.
OK, at least in American English bachelor means single man. That made your sentence there rather interesting until you said "she."
Silver Jelly is good enough to play both sides!
GasBandit
Staff member
Tell her to shit or get off the pot.The girl I started dating a few weeks ago turned out to be some unbearable kinds of crazy (clingy, over-sensitive, mood-swingy, stalkery, and worst of all, non-geeky) and I ended it with her pretty quickly. Now she just told me she's staying with a friend to keep from hurting herself due to having serious depression after I broke up with her. I'm not quite sure what level of shitty I should be reasonably feeling
GasBandit
Staff member
Trust me. No amount of pooper-sticking is worth that amount of crazy bitch.
For the record, I've never done it and have absolutely no interest in doing so.
GasBandit
Staff member
Yeah....I think you're crossing the line at this point, Gasster.
Added at: 11:23
(I almost said you're pushing it a bit too far, but given the context...)
Added at: 11:23
(I almost said you're pushing it a bit too far, but given the context...)
GasBandit
Staff member
All the truly pleasurable things are. You know that. But if you want a disgusting story... (NSFW, yes, I know you're at work, read it later or whatever).. there's this old story on Tucker Max that involves a whole lot of disgusting stuff.
Heh, but you just couldn't let it go by, could you?
