Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

DarkAudit · Apr 16, 2015

Gared said:
Dude... what the fuck did your school (allegedly) do?

If my google search this morning was correct, it's the schools in that article I linked above.

Squidleybits · Apr 16, 2015

I had to go off my prescription for a few weeks because I was sick and now I get to enjoy the side effects of getting started all over again.

fade · Apr 16, 2015

If the Random thread is any indication, it always seems like HCGLNS is going off his prescriptions.

Squidleybits · Apr 16, 2015

Lol!! Can I have diplomatic immunity on that one?

Bubble181 · Apr 16, 2015

I always just assume when he's like that he's had a taste of the pink-and-white mushroom....

Squidleybits · Apr 16, 2015

Lol! I'll have to check the woods

WasabiPoptart · Apr 16, 2015

Cheesy1 said:
Because what else should I have fucking expected at this point, an actual happy ending?

I'm sorry. This is what I think of when I read/hear "happy ending".

Null · Apr 16, 2015

To be fair, Vietnamese spring rolls are pretty damn good.

Not as good as their "massages", but still...

Tinwhistler · Apr 16, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
I'm sorry. This is what I think of when I read/hear "happy ending".

spoiler for cleavage

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

LittleKagsin said:
Utah weather makes me cry. It was 70 degrees yesterday, but then within a few hours it dropped to 28 and now there's an inch of snow. WHY...

And I was all ready to go lay out in my swimsuit and work on my sun tan tattoo!

from Reddit, via Imgur - Utah, yesterday and today.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

We went from 80 to snow as well, I feel your pain!

drawn_inward · Apr 17, 2015

Work is jerking around with our insurance. We have a baby on the way, and were quoted ~2500 for all of the expenses. Now, it's going to be >5k. Bastards. Then, when we all got together to complain, they had the gall to tell us that we are lucky to have insurance since postdocs are temporary employees. I wanted to say, "You're lucky that we won't Robespierre your ass."

LittleKagsin · Apr 17, 2015

GasBandit said:
from Reddit, via Imgur - Utah, yesterday and today.

YEP!!

I'm glad somebody took some good pictures because it was ridiculous.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

LittleKagsin · Apr 17, 2015

@Dei , we understand each other's plight.

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

I remember the snows of June in Colorado Springs.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

Honestly the snow is already gone because it's been rain since last night, but it might turn back to snow tonight.

Also, I always expect it to snow at any random time. Or at the very least, hail. We get some pretty epic summer hail.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

Also, it's ending ski season on an awesome note, too bad we dropped too much on skiing last week.

Celt Z · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
Also, it's ending ski season on an awesome note, too bad we dropped too much on skiing last week.

I showed this to Mr. Z. He wants to move in with you.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

lol, we're a good 1.5/two hour drive to the mountains here. (Which really, is not a long drive for this state)

Now that we dumped enough money on ski lessons to get our kids to intermediate level skiing, we have season passes for next year. [emoji14]

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Celt Z said:
I showed this to Mr. Z. He wants to move in with you.

What, is there some kind of "husband of a redhead exchange student program" I never knew to take advantage of?!

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

I feel like my husband would be opposed to any wife swapping.

However, Keltzy lives in Jersey, I know what East Coast skiing is like. I feel bad for them. (Note, I can only ski out here when everything is groomed and/or icy, I am terrified of powder skiing still

)

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
I feel like my husband would be opposed to any wife swapping.

But is it wife swapping, or husband swapping? I guess it depends on who it pisses off.

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
I feel like my husband would be opposed to any wife swapping.

But is it wife swapping, or husband swapping? I guess it depends on who it pisses off.

Squidleybits · Apr 17, 2015

I'd like to borrow Usher for a week before he gets married.

Celt Z · Apr 17, 2015

GasBandit said:
What, is there some kind of "husband of a redhead exchange student program" I never knew to take advantage of?!

Oddly enough, Mr. Z said you could be my Halforums concubine last night.

Dei said:
I feel like my husband would be opposed to any wife swapping.

However, Keltzy lives in Jersey, I know what East Coast skiing is like. I feel bad for them. (Note, I can only ski out here when everything is groomed and/or icy, I am terrified of powder skiing still )

No swap necessary. You can keep him.

Actually, the past few winters have given us some pretty good conditions, although we only 'board in upstate NY or Vermont. I don't think we've driven less than 1 1/2 for a day trip.

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Celt Z said:
Oddly enough, Mr. Z said you could be my Halforums concubine last night.

No swap necessary. You can keep him.

So it's settled, then. Mr. Z moves in with Dei, I move in with you.

Oh wait, you live in New Jersey... Hrhm.

We might need to revisit this arrangement. You ever been to rural Texas?

PatrThom · Apr 17, 2015

This sounds like it is heading into traveling salesman territory.

--Patrick

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

GasBandit said:
So it's settled, then. Mr. Z moves in with Dei, I move in with you.

Oh wait, you live in New Jersey... Hrhm.

We might need to revisit this arrangement. You ever been to rural Texas?

But then who keeps the kid?! Is he potty trained yet? I don't know if I can handle the potty training again. :heart:

Celt Z · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
But then who keeps the kid?! Is he potty trained yet? I don't know if I can handle the potty training again.

I think I'm going to keep the kid. He is almost potty trained right now, so I'd like to hang onto my investment. Mr. Z can visit when he likes.

GasBandit said:
You ever been to rural Texas?

Yes, briefly. You couldn't pay me to live there.

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

Everyone can just move here. Problem solved! Of course, good luck finding a house these days, there isn't much, and everything is a bidding war. (I don't know wtf happened, but it's insanity)

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
But then who keeps the kid?! Is he potty trained yet? I don't know if I can handle the potty training again.

Celt Z said:
I think I'm going to keep the kid. He is almost potty trained right now, so I'd like to hang onto my investment. Mr. Z can visit when he likes.
Yes, briefly. You couldn't pay me to live there.

Dei said:
Everyone can just move here. Problem solved! Of course, good luck finding a house these days, there isn't much, and everything is a bidding war. (I don't know wtf happened, but it's insanity)

There may be a solution here that makes everybody happy. My folks have a giant 6 bedroom house in Colorado Springs that is largely empty. Good, close access to skiing, everybody's right there where everybody's kids are... We can start a Halforums commune!

Dei · Apr 17, 2015

Look, we've all seen HFA, we know what that leads to!

PatrThom · Apr 17, 2015

GasBandit said:
We can start a Halforums commune!

I am surprisingly not against this idea, though I like the idea of a "retreat" better. It could be like our own personal Camp @David

--Patrick

GasBandit · Apr 17, 2015

Dei said:
Look, we've all seen HFA, we know what that leads to!

@LordRendar can't come. That solves 90% of the problems right there.