Whose got a crush on a fellow forumite here?

[Null]

I think it's only natural to wonder what others think about oneself, but for my part, I'm just going to assume that regarding me, the answer to that particular question is "no".

 

[bhamv3]

I know who I've had a crush on, and I know who's had a crush on me.

 

[ElJuski]

wait, are we really going through another round of this? I thought this was all post-post modern irony at this point

 

[Biannoshufu]

wait, are we really going through another round of this? I thought this was all post-post modern irony at this point

No one forces you to proffer opinions in these threads. There are threads over there in the corner that would love you to go pile up in them.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

That's ok...we don't have to do the horizontal tango.

We can do it standing up

Why don't we do it in the road? No one will be watching us.

 

[Biannoshufu]

I think it's only natural to wonder what others think about oneself, but for my part, I'm just going to assume that regarding me, the answer to that particular question is "no".

lie.

 

[Null]

I didn't say I was right about it all the time, but if something's left unsaid, it very well can go unheard.

 

[gargoyle_eva]

Crushed on a forumite? Def's
Been crushed on? Given the fact that I post only when my country is neither on fire nor under water, which is hardly ever, I doubt anybody has. Hell I doubt anybody even knows who I am.

 

[Dave]

I had a crush on Gargoyle_Eva until I found out it was a dude. Now I feel as funny and confused.

 

[Biannoshufu]

I crushed on Dave....
<redacted>

 

[Dave]

Nobody crushes on Dave. I found the only woman who does and I married her.

 

[gargoyle_eva]

not sure if trolling...or about to get me some flappy hootie action

 

[phil]

Until proven otherwise, I shall continue to assume all unrevealed crushes are directed at me.

And let me tell you that flattery will get you everywhere

 

[Jay]

I have several posters I am quite fond of but would rather not reveal names.
I'm an equal opportunity scumbag.
Cannot show any bias-ness, can we?

 

[Espy]

People are liking people here now? Good grief. I thought we thrived on the hate.

 

[Biannoshufu]

People are liking people here now? Good grief. I thought we thrived on the hate.

don't worry, no one likes you.

 

[strawman]

People are liking people here now? Good grief. I thought we thrived on the hate.

Yes. Our chief weapon is hate...hate and likes...likes and hate.... Our two weapons are likes and hate...and ruthless hyperbole.... Our *three* weapons are likes, hate, and ruthless hyperbole...and an almost fanatical devotion to the meme.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as likes, hate.... I'll come in again.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I wasn't expecting a Stienman Inquisition.

 

[Espy]

don't worry, no one likes you.

I would hope not.

 

[Biannoshufu]

I would hope not.

Additionally, you exude an odor of baby poop and cigarette smoke, a reekness most foul.

 

[Espy]

Additionally, you exude an odor of baby poop and cigarette smoke, a reekness most foul.

but all natural!

 

[Krisken]

So Espy is Milhouse?

 

[Null]

I wasn't expecting a Stienman Inquisition.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE STIENMAN INQUISITION!

 

[Terrik]

I suppose I had a crush at one point or another. How could I not like such interesting people.