Rant VIII: The Reckoning
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Come to Canada and be a Mountie!
The Mounties always get their man.
North_Ranger
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Sort of like arresting black folks for the super heinous crime of possessing marijuana?
The episodes that I've seen haven't shown me that at all.
And the Alaska thing was something my wife and I have talked about, before AST was a thing.
As for being a Mountie, that would be awesome, but my wife's nixed Canada as a place to live for us...... for now. Plus there's a three year waiting period for citizenship, and I fear that my savings aren't QUITE up to the task of living that long without definite income.
The episodes that I've seen haven't shown me that at all.
And the Alaska thing was something my wife and I have talked about, before AST was a thing.
As for being a Mountie, that would be awesome, but my wife's nixed Canada as a place to live for us...... for now. Plus there's a three year waiting period for citizenship, and I fear that my savings aren't QUITE up to the task of living that long without definite income.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Come to Finland 
Come to the right part of Oregon and you and me can high five on a regular basis.
Well, it's that time of year again where I register for my classes. Eep! Lets look at my horrid schedule for the first 3 Mondays and Wednesdays, which are the worst of the bunch until my contract with the newspaper is up and I am down to one job instead of 2.
Monday morning 1:30 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. deliver papers
Go home and sleep 4:30 a.m. to 8:30 a.m.
Get up and go to class 8:30 a.m. to 12:00 p.m.
Go back home and sleep 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Get up and go to new job 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
Go home and spend time with wife/do homework/who knows 10:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.
Go back to paper route (now on Tuesday)
Rinse and repeat for Wednesday, but give me less sleep in the morning due 3x as many papers. Oh, and the truck is always late on Wednesdays.
Monday morning 1:30 a.m. to 4:30 a.m. deliver papers
Go home and sleep 4:30 a.m. to 8:30 a.m.
Get up and go to class 8:30 a.m. to 12:00 p.m.
Go back home and sleep 12:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Get up and go to new job 5:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m.
Go home and spend time with wife/do homework/who knows 10:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.
Go back to paper route (now on Tuesday)
Rinse and repeat for Wednesday, but give me less sleep in the morning due 3x as many papers. Oh, and the truck is always late on Wednesdays.
So, I'm not volunteering at the yoga studio anymore. I only had to work 3 hours a week to get all the classes I wanted. But I guess my shift was already promised to someone else before Christmas.
Which begs the question: can ANYTHING go fucking right in my life these days? No job, barely a social life, nowhere to go, no money, no prospects. Fucking hell, why do I even bother anymore?
Which begs the question: can ANYTHING go fucking right in my life these days? No job, barely a social life, nowhere to go, no money, no prospects. Fucking hell, why do I even bother anymore?
Because only you can be as awesome as you are.
Bring it in, Nick. You're getting hugged right now.
Come on down my way, young man. We'll head to World of Beer, sample all 600 flavors, then mock the people lining up to eat Paula Deen's trash.
There is almost no-one on this board that this invitation doesn't extend to.
Look, I'm sorry I called you Officer Fuck, okay? Of course if I come down there and drink a bunch, I will probably call you Officer Fuck again.
...Dammit.
'Sokay Chad. Write a new blog post, and all will be forgiven.
I don't even know if I remember the password... But if I do, I'll have it up tomorrow night. What the heck.
Awwww yiss
I am about to hand all of the accounts over to my husband and let him be in charge of figuring out the budget since he won't bother to get answers as to why the Navy keeps taking $500 out of his pay. This has been since November! That's 2 weeks worth of groceries and household necessities every month! I'm tired of trying to get it to all work out and it just doesn't.
Oh and now that I've had a gander at his LES it isn't $500 per month. It's nearly $700!!
We can make her stronger, faster.... We have the technology.
But really, I hope she will feel better after the operations.
But really, I hope she will feel better after the operations.
I wonder if I am a cosmic joke.
What the fuck is happening today. Can we hurry up to the part where I just die? Sweet fuck-nuggety Christ
Oh boy! The plumbing in my bathroom is backed up. I can't flush the toilet without fear of it overflowing and my tub is very slowly filling up with piss.
The landlord isn't answering and the main office hasn't gotten back to me.
So yeah.
EDIT: And the plumber's here, now. Hopefully soon, I can poop again!
The landlord isn't answering and the main office hasn't gotten back to me.
So yeah.
EDIT: And the plumber's here, now. Hopefully soon, I can poop again!
Might want to cut down a little on the fiber in the diet TNG.Oh boy! The plumbing in my bathroom is backed up. I can't flush the toilet without fear of it overflowing and my tub is very slowly filling up with piss.
The landlord isn't answering and the main office hasn't gotten back to me.
So yeah.
EDIT: And the plumber's here, now. Hopefully soon, I can poop again!
Yay, counselling.
BANNED!