LIAR! You're just not doing it right![DOUBLEPOST=1360622091][/DOUBLEPOST]
We have already decided not to procreate. It makes sex all the better!! YAY!
The I Don't Care if You Just Had Sex Thread
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Hey, what can I say? I've got decades of sitcom husbands backing me up.
What'd you mean? Are you trying to tell me that not everyone has three orgasms on a typical sex session?
figmentPez
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I find this highly amusing in conjunction with your avatar. I think you're pushing the wrong button.
Maybe pushing the button is the problem. It should be more of a rub- preferably in a circular motion.
Yep.
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Or, you know, playing around. For funsies. Geez, I hope I'm not really citing sitcoms as authority.
No funzies! Srs bsns only!
Who said I was responding to you? And who said my comment wasn't meant in jest as well?
figmentPez
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Yeah, that is a disturbing way to look at it. In my head they tried, but failed, it's not a bulb screwing itself situation.
GasBandit
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You should ask Zapkode.marie about the sex we had last night 
Three orgasms per session. Deal with it.You should ask Zapkode.marie about the sex we had last night
Yeah that's pretty low, sorry for you
Don't even. Some women can't have one. I am the queen as well as the penis whisperer.
North_Ranger
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My first girlfriend, when not being completely crazy, was very trigger-happy with her orgasms when she was aroused.
I once gave her double-digit numbers of orgasms in rapid successions... by softly blowing at the small of her elbow.
True story.
She literally begged me to stop.
I'll be literally begging you to- Okay, I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
North_Ranger
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
GasBandit
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Looking at the stars. <---- DO NOT CLICK AT WORK"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
Oscar Wilde
North_Ranger
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I approve
Ha! It's all about quality rather than quantity IMO. But I guess that also boils down to personal preference. I'd rather have one mind-blowingly intense one that leaves me feeling like a cat sitting in a sunny spot instead of a whole bunch that leave me tired.
The penis whisperer you should make that your rank lol
Because who doesn't enjoy a good penis whisperin'?
I could have sworn we was making good ole fashion love ... but w/e I suppose you are a male!You should ask Zapkode.marie about the sex we had last night
At least he didn't call it the horizontal polka.
I was always fond of calling it the chicken dance
figmentPez
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But the chicken dance is traditionally done at wedding recepti... Oh, I see what you there.
North_Ranger
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EXACTLY! Thank you, GasBandit.
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