The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Gusto

Gusto

What's a polite way to tell a girl on a dating site that she needs to tell you more about herself, in a way that also breaks the ice. There are some attractive girls on here with very incomplete profiles.
 
Tress

Tress

Go with brutal honesty.
"I'd really like to go on a date with you, maybe even have some the sex I keep hearing about. Can you talk about yourself a bit more so I know you're not a total psycho?"
 
Gusto

Gusto

I basically just did that, but without coming off as a lech.

Something along the lines of "I'd like to talk to you but don't know how to break the ice since your profile is so mysterious and enigmatic! Tell me a bit about yourself."
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

There's taking the time to frame it, and then there's abusing authority. And to be honest, most days I don't feel like dancing that line.

That whole "Not wanting to violate the Constitution" thing...
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Quotemander Prime said:
I could've been playing video games for the last six hours, or reading, or something productive, but instead I pissed it all away doing fuck-all on the internet. Behold glorious me!
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Yeah. I just spent 2hrs catching up on all the stuff that's gone down on the forum in the 2wks or so I've been away. I could've accomplished something!

...else!

...useful!

--Patrick
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Heard a theory that the characters in Spongebob Squarepants are the seven deadly sins where:

Mr Krabs: Greed
Plankton: Envy
Gary: Gluttony
Sandy: Pride
Patrick: Sloth
Squidward: Wrath
Spongebob: Lust

I can't quite get the Spongebob-Lust connection, but... I can see the others.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

Went to a comedy show last night. For all the people doing standup here, dont ever perform drunk. So many people, some of which my friend told me were normally really funny, were just drunk messes.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

Staff member
One of the deejays here cut a series of commercials and every time she tries to say "redbox" she says "breadbox." But she denies it repeatedly, even when I play it back for her to hear. "What? That's 'redbox.'"

/headdesk
/headdesk
/headdesk
 
Gared

Gared

Ha! One of the news talk radio stations around here had a fill-in host for a week back around the holidays, and she closed out a segment by announcing that it was sponsored by "Dr. Horton, America's Home Builder." They've never let her live it down. It's D. R. Horton.
 
Terrik

Terrik

Today's a good day, guys. I think I might ask June to marry me.

Lets see:

Ring- Check
5 star hotel- check
Reservations @ one of U.K. Restaurant Top 50 restaurants in the world for 2013, the 8 1/2 Otto E Mezzo Bombana- Check.

Alright, wish me luck.
 
Gared

Gared

May Day riots in Seattle, WA... because nothing says "we want immigration reform" quite as well as breaking windows at the Walgreens and assaulting a photographer from the local TV network, then whining when you get hit with a blast ball from the cops. Idiots.
 
fade

fade

Staff member
May Day?! Why that's the Russian new year! We can have a parade, and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...
 
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