Friiiiiiday
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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Actually one of my
*pleh!* What I am DOING eating this doughnut then!!?
Hrrrrm??
I kneed to stop trusting my spell check.
One thing that I've always had mixed feelings about is how Gotham city is in New Jersey. On the one hand we have Batman, on the other hand, we have a city so terrible and crime infested that we NEED Batman. My state has enough negative stigma without the Joker being in it!
figmentPez
Staff member
Kids have always been stupid. I remember sniffing pixie sticks and making each other pass out. You just get to see all the stupidity on youtube now.
First sentence of the article is all you need to know.The article said:
Wait, they straight up lick the ball? I get the lid, but ball licking just ain't healthy!
B
BErt
Not even Batman can save New Jersey.
I see what you did there.
... This is too easy. It's not sporting to pull the trigger.
*lets Yoshi wander away*
Next time...
B
BErt
It's alright man, bow-season opens in just a few short months.
figmentPez
Staff member
Yeah, apparently spreading pink eye is the least of it. There's worse stuff that can be transmitted by licking someone's eyeball, including chlamydia.
This is interesting because foreigners get most of the blame for spreading STDs (especially HIV and Aids) in Japan. It's one of the reasons most of the sex shops and bordellos won't cater to people who don't look Asian (the other being racism).
To be fair, you shouldn't have this problem if you lick yer own ball, but that requires a certain physical skill which few possess.
...what?
--Patrick
Didn't stop me in Osaka.
*cough* I mean yeah, those places straight up refused my service. Not that I'd want to enter. I didn't buy anything.
Eughwff. I am paranoid about eye herpes. I even feel iffy about getting kissed on the eye lid.
Just watched the Amy's Baking Company episode of Hells Kitchen. Incredible.As someone that works in the restaurant buisness,that is just mindboggling.
This eye ball stuff reminds of that Panty and Stocking episode where people got off on people picking their nose. Is that a thing? It sounds like it could be a thing.
When I saw my name highlighted I was afraid you were linking to porn based on me/Crazy Dave. Thanks for takin' the high road there. Though I would be surprised if there WAS a porn based on me, considering I'm nobody in terms of pop culture right now.
Well, a quick Google search did not disappoint.
Or maybe it did.
I suppose it depends on your point of view.
--Patrick
We got a bluray player about 2 weeks ago and have been unable to connect it to my Netflix account; the activation code just kept coming back not valid. I'd reset the player to factory settings in case it already had an account registered to it (Got it used) right away but when it didn't work, I unplugged and replugged in the router, removed the player from the network and re-added it, tried setting the IP manually and with Dynamic IP, nothing worked. FINALLY, just called Netflix's toll free number. That was the single best phone customer service I've ever received. It went like this:
"Hi, I'm unable to connect my account through my bluray player. It keeps coming up with 'Activation Code not valid"
"I see. And what's the account e-mail?"
"<e-mail address>"
"And what's the Activation code on your screen?"
"<Activation Code>"
"Okay, there we go, it should be up in about ten secon-"
"It's up."
"Thanks for calling"
Total phone call time including the wait on hold was like 45 seconds.
"Hi, I'm unable to connect my account through my bluray player. It keeps coming up with 'Activation Code not valid"
"I see. And what's the account e-mail?"
"<e-mail address>"
"And what's the Activation code on your screen?"
"<Activation Code>"
"Okay, there we go, it should be up in about ten secon-"
"It's up."
"Thanks for calling"
Total phone call time including the wait on hold was like 45 seconds.
stienman will be so proud.