Soooo... MY day started with a half-naked guy wielding a knife and a broom handle at the guy who was trespassing in his neighbor's yard.... who didn't exist.
Yup, gonna be one of THOSE days
Yup, gonna be one of THOSE days
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Don't taze me bro...
Or, as O_C calls it, "Tuesday."
No no no... that's CHARLOTTE Yeager.
Pretty sure Chuck never flew a pair of magical leg-mounted engines. Although he probably totally would have. Even without the Hillbilly parachute.
Pretty sure Chuck never flew a pair of magical leg-mounted engines. Although he probably totally would have. Even without the Hillbilly parachute.
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Is there an unwritten law that if you are going to call the cops or have the cops called on you, you must NOT wear a shirt?
Bubba's Law: Chance of call resulting in drama is inversely proportional to the chance that someone is wearing a shirt.
My parents have owned their house for over 20 years, and whenever I'm doing house-work there there is a high chance of finding underground garbage from shredded bags to beer cans to perfectly good jars! A straight up, fully in tact jar! Its like I'm a white trash archaeologist. Or... is that a archaeologist of white trash studies? Whatevs, still fascinating though.
I'm like 75% sure my dog revenge pees in the house. Folks went on a vacation for the week. I think he has abandonment issues and I'm a distant 3rd when it comes to humans he enjoys being around, so I think he was angry when my folks left him alone with me.
Day 1) parents room. And he was quick about this one. I only went in there to use their super nice shower.
Day 2) my room. I mean sure I was at work for a while, but seeing as he slept in my bed the night before I figured he wouldn't do that nearby where he planned to sleep in the future.
Day 1) parents room. And he was quick about this one. I only went in there to use their super nice shower.
Day 2) my room. I mean sure I was at work for a while, but seeing as he slept in my bed the night before I figured he wouldn't do that nearby where he planned to sleep in the future.
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This stray cat I took in has abandonment issues, if I don't let her sleep in my room she'll walk around my apartment meowing loudly (really sounds like HEWWWOOOO!) until I open my door and she can sleep on my bed.
Fucking cats.
Fucking cats.
all i wanna know is
will you come a little closer?
will you come a little closer?
Halforums delivers! With Gusto!
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Jony Ive apparently also redesigned Superman's tshirt http://www.dccomics.com/comics/batman-superman-2013/batmansuperman-3
Went down to AC to see if the places I've applied to are looking for any one...they weren't. BUT- I did get to see the AC air show which while I didn't see a whole lot of was pretty cool. Also I got this "Wild Bill" soda company was selling mugs that came with unlimited free refills for the day. And MY LORD was it great soda! Why? ACTUAL SUGAR( I hate you corn syrup)! And the mug is an awesome stainless steel one two.
Only major downside today was the heat, and I had an iced coffee today....not my style.
Only major downside today was the heat, and I had an iced coffee today....not my style.
Hee hee hee! There are few things more amusing to me than the look of resigned disgust in a dirty's eyes when they see you sharking their neighborhood, and all they want is for you to go away so they can make their deals.
I have a probably not-so secret desire to be able to use words like "dirty" and "sharking" in their jargon sense, without seeming like a tool.Hee hee hee! There are few things more amusing to me than the look of resigned disgust in a dirty's eyes when they see you sharking their neighborhood, and all they want is for you to go away so they can make their deals.
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So much lingo. I feel like I'm in a film noir. I totally imagined you saying it in that fast-talking noir cop voice. Well, except for the hee hee hee part. That didn't really fit in with the Bogart type.
Sharking just means circling, like a shark in the water, waiting to strike... *chortles*
Yeah, I don't see Bogart saying Hee hee... more like a cynical "Heh," or a menacing chortle.
Then again, I'm not really the Bogart type... I don't do hard-boiled so well. More like scrambled... *grins*
Yeah, I don't see Bogart saying Hee hee... more like a cynical "Heh," or a menacing chortle.
Then again, I'm not really the Bogart type... I don't do hard-boiled so well. More like scrambled... *grins*
You are literally trolling the neighborhood...
Yeah, I know. Ain't life grand?
... Haven't seen 30 Rock though...
You know, because I NEED incentive to watch Tina Fey...
Sharking to me means either a hilarious 30 Rock episode, or a slow but working process that will give me an army of monsters TO WHICH I SHALL USE TO TAKE OVER ATLANTIC CITY! That'll teach their boardwalk to have mediocre pizza places! And its all thin crust too, I likes my crust THICK!
Must resist temptation...
Happy birthday to me.