I've never seen this dog licking the ones that he had.No Neuticles for your dog?Poor dog...
I did not get a Neuticle either.
My mom told the doctor that he should drop a golf ball in there so I can always be ready to play a round.
GasBandit
Staff member
It's gonna be at least next week. They just took her off oxygen yesterday, and only today is her saturation up to 82%.
And tomorrow is thursday. The worst, busiest day of the week.
Put signs up around the office. See if any of the on-air talent is willing to donate any extra hot air. Might help the mood.
Make sure you get 'em up before 10a, so you can maximize donations.
--Patrick
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On the upside: Overtime!
Sure...sweet and sour sauce. You probably were dreaming about anime highschoolers doing improper things.
GasBandit
Staff member
Buddy, I've been dreaming about anime highschoolers doing improper things for longer than you've been alive, and it doesn't make my SHIRT sticky.
Then you are loosing shooting power >.<
ok..this is getting weird... lets move along
ok..this is getting weird... lets move along
GasBandit
Staff member
I had a user emailing in to his boss and my case tracking system that his laptop is all messed up, nothing is working, it has been going on for months and this latest round has been going on for days and *I* wont permanently fix it. He sent in 3 emails stating the same thing, today within 10 minutes of each other, during my lunch break.
His Fucking VPN expired yesterday. And he forgets that he has ever changed the PW. I've done it for him and made him change it each of the last two months, with the warning that he has to fucking change it on his own or he would get locked out.
It was one of the few times that I enjoyed sending a nasty-gram to a user and his boss.
His Fucking VPN expired yesterday. And he forgets that he has ever changed the PW. I've done it for him and made him change it each of the last two months, with the warning that he has to fucking change it on his own or he would get locked out.
It was one of the few times that I enjoyed sending a nasty-gram to a user and his boss.
Dear lazy ass bitches who come to my floor and leave your lunch shit all over the communal (2nd floor) break room,
Clean your shit up. Don't leave napkins and plastic ware on every surface (we're not going to re-use them). Housekeeping isn't your goddamn mom. They're here to sweep, mop, and take out the trash, not to return your trays to the cafeteria. You lazy good-for-nothing gits. If you didn't take 1 1/2 hr long lunch hours, you might have time to clean you mess up and return your trays. I hope you are going home and having to clean up someone else's mess every night for the rest of your lives.
Signed,
Fuck you.
Clean your shit up. Don't leave napkins and plastic ware on every surface (we're not going to re-use them). Housekeeping isn't your goddamn mom. They're here to sweep, mop, and take out the trash, not to return your trays to the cafeteria. You lazy good-for-nothing gits. If you didn't take 1 1/2 hr long lunch hours, you might have time to clean you mess up and return your trays. I hope you are going home and having to clean up someone else's mess every night for the rest of your lives.
Signed,
Fuck you.
I want to hang a sign in all the stalls in the men's rooms.
Please flush and continue flushing until everything that you put in the bowl goes down the drain. I am tired or seeing your fecal matter.
Please flush and continue flushing until everything that you put in the bowl goes down the drain. I am tired or seeing your fecal matter.
Dear part-time employees,
It is not my job to hand you the supplies that you need to do your job. Nor is it my job to clean up the mess that you leave on my work station. This might sound really harsh, since I'm sure that Mommy cleans up after you and even possibly wipes your ass for you, but you are now considered "adults" in my world, and I will treat you accordingly. Also, when I move a piece of equipment over to my work area, it is not for you to stack all your stuff on, while you try to figure out how to carry it, I moved it to place finished processed items on, so that everyone else knows what is good to move out of my area.
That is all, get out of my space.
It is not my job to hand you the supplies that you need to do your job. Nor is it my job to clean up the mess that you leave on my work station. This might sound really harsh, since I'm sure that Mommy cleans up after you and even possibly wipes your ass for you, but you are now considered "adults" in my world, and I will treat you accordingly. Also, when I move a piece of equipment over to my work area, it is not for you to stack all your stuff on, while you try to figure out how to carry it, I moved it to place finished processed items on, so that everyone else knows what is good to move out of my area.
That is all, get out of my space.
that's nasty!
GasBandit
Staff member
Welp, Tim has finally done it, what we all knew he had SUCH a hardon to do all these years - a comic consisting entirely of text, no artwork.
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20131014/
Come on, man! You were doing so good! Comics were getting funny, and topical, and rarely were there walls of text... and now you've gone and undone everything.
http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20131014/
Come on, man! You were doing so good! Comics were getting funny, and topical, and rarely were there walls of text... and now you've gone and undone everything.
Whelp... he's finally gone to uploading pngs of nothing but text. That... that's something.
It opened in my webcomic tabs and I just closed it immediately. Not even gonna bother with this. Alan Moore got away with it, but Tim Buckley is no Alan Moore.
figmentPez
Staff member
Something, but not good writing. Even as text goes it's not that great. If I haven't been reading all the Erfworld text, I'm certainly not going to read all this.
GasBandit
Staff member
There's only one office in the whole building that has a window and it doesn't open.
Ironically, the bathroom on the programming hall does have a window that opens... but it's boarded up because someone broke the glass.
Could be worse, Gas - the building where your studios are located could be condemned and in the middle of being prepped for demolition...
GasBandit
Staff member
He's not kidding. The insides of our walls and ceilings are a veritable rat's nest of wires and cables. I bet if you blew out the loadbearing supports in this building, the wiring might actually keep the roof from collapsing.