The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2013/11/05/21245481.html

Any Canadian (or anyone else following looney tunes politics) following politics knows what a shit show Toronto Mayor Ford is. A man who is without a doubt one of the most corrupt local politicians in the western world. Well, he has decided that the chief of police should step down after announcing they have the infamous crack video in their possession. His brother (a councilman) has done the same. This is the choice comment from Councilman Ford, and shows just what kinds of amazing individuals are running Canada's biggest city:

"He wanted to go out and put a political bullet right between the mayor's eyes and thought that would be the final bullet to knock the mayor off. He showed his cards, he thought he had a Royal Flush and it shows he has a couple of pairs of deuces."
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2013/11/05/21245481.html

A couple of pairs of deuces? Jesus Christ.

Amazingly, since this all started, Mayor Ford's approval rating has risen.
 
Is it him in the video? Then fire the guy.

If not, wtf is happening? Seems like quite the smear campaign.


I'll admit, being from "not Toronto" (as is most of the country) most of us find this f'n hilarious and love anything that makes your city look bad. Not that it needs the help. So there's quite a lot of glee at that kind of thing from those not from the center of the universe.
 
My sister loves the guy!

She works for the firm that got the contract to build the subway extension out to the airport. Which when Ford cancelled essentially gave them hundreds of millions for doing nothing.

And the subway is still going to get built, and they will still get a new contract to build it.
 
Looks like his "gravy train" might be coming to an end.

City Council, who have been remarkably silent, have members putting forth motions to have him removed as mayor.

 
I was really really looking forward to Rob Ford eventually running for parliament but I'm afraid this current train wreck will have to do.
 
Dear Canadians,

Since my brother decided to move back from South Africa to Belgium (yeah, people do odd stuff :p), my big international holiday next year isn't going to Africa. Instead, I get to go where I actually wanted to - Canada. Yarr.
My girlfriend and I will probably be coming for 2 weeks (well, one week in DC with a friend of hers, then 2 weeks of Canada), and we want to see all of it (yeah, no).
Any intelligent tips on how to make the most of it? For clariy's sake, we're coming mostly for the beautiful nature and local specialties and stuff - if I want to go see a museum with modern art or a castle, I've got those in my back yard by the dozen (much like I can't really see someone from New York coming to Brussels for our awesome sky scrapers :p).
Doubting between organising myself or going with a pre-made tour, camper or car, B&Bs or hotels, East or West,....
Throw your best suggestions this-a-way! Thanks :)
 
Don't bother with Alberta unless you plan to spend your time in Jasper or Banff (I always recommend Jasper since Banff is 100 times as touristy).
 
Jasper is beautiful, and there's lots of stuff to do. Depending on what time of year you come, you can do all sorts of hiking and camping -there are some beautiful lakes to sit by after a good trek. In the winter, the ice cave tours are supposed to be amazing (never been myself).

If you're in Alberta, drop me a line; I'd be happy to meet you in Jasper for an evening! Else, if you come to Edmonton, I'd definitely show you around, but then.. I like our museums/historical stuff, which you're not looking for this time 'round :p
 
Ya, go to Jasper over Banff. Banff is great and all, but Jasper is even better, and less touristy, and this is from somebody who grew up an hour from Banff. Then come down to the Okanagan in B.C. and a number of us will join you on a wine tour or something (LOTS of great wineries here) with awesome scenery to boot.

For example:

That's the view from the balcony restaurant at one of the wineries in/near Kelowna (I took that panorama). And there's MANY good ones (and some so-so) near here.
 
I second the BC option, especially if you're here in the summer. The Okanagan is gorgeous, and there's lots to do both outside and indoors. The coast proper, Vancouver Island and the Gulf Islands, OH! and the Queen Charlottes/Haida Gwai, are also worth seeing. (But I'm bias, I grew up out here.)
The martime provinces (Nova Scotia especially, IMO) are also awesome.

I think pretty well all of the provinces have pretty good tourism websites as well, which can give you at least some pretty pictures to start with.

The middle... well, you won't be missing much.
 
Most of Manitoba's attractions are time sensitive such as festivals and events( Folklorama, Winnipeg Fringe, FolkFest, Festival du Voyageur, BBQ and Blues, Central Canada Comic-con) or are more wilderness outdoor oriented like camping, hiking, and lake activities. I would say if you are not doing a tour across Canada focus on one of the coasts, unless you want to experience Canadian winter then freezing in the prairies is where it is at lol.

Both East and West coast are both know for their vistas. I would say BC is a good place to visit as Vancouver is a nice city to explore plus the mountain scenery is great. The climate there is nice. I have not been to the east coast yet but I have heard good things scenic wise and one day I want to go there myself.
 
If any of you come to Vancouver Island let me know and I can grab you a couple movie passes. Would be a good way to wind down after a long day of nature hikes and what not.
 
I was harsh on Alberta before. The badlands and the Royal Tyrell museum is a fantastic place to spend a weekend, incredible if you dig dinosaurs. Used to go camping/hiking there once a year. On a class trip there in grade 8, one of the groups in my class (not the one I was a part of) found a new species of dinosaur by accident.
 
If you're one of the snowbirds headed south, or know someone who is, this is a bad weekend to be taking the route through PA and WV. South of Pittsburgh to the US19 exit on I-79 will be either sold out or very expensive due to WVU football.


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I was harsh on Alberta before. The badlands and the Royal Tyrell museum is a fantastic place to spend a weekend, incredible if you dig dinosaurs. Used to go camping/hiking there once a year. On a class trip there in grade 8, one of the groups in my class (not the one I was a part of) found a new species of dinosaur by accident.
Oh man I haven't been to the Tyrell in so long, and I am such a dinosaur geek.
 
There's probably nowhere better in the world for Dinosaur stuff than the Royal Tyrell Museum.

And really, our suggestions flow "naturally" as long as you're willing to do a bit of driving. Fly into Edmonton, See Jasper, then drive down via the Columbia Icefields, see Glaciers, drive from there to Drumheller, see the Museum, then do a day drive to get to Vernon/Kelowna and drink copious amounts of wine with fruit.

This IS multi-day of course.
 
Saskatchewan is roughing up the Ti-Cats at the moment.

I am somewhat happy at this, as I am very anti-Hamilton (as you could guess).
 
Fuck you.

Sorry, that wasn't very Canadian.

Please if you could find the time and it isn't too much trouble, could you please self fornicate for a while.

Go TiCats
 
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