I work until 1 am. My house is empty of food. I am hungry. I order a pizza from local pizza chain that is open until 2 (the time when EVERY late night place closes). 2 rolls around (about 45 minutes after I order), nothing. I call them up, of course they're closed. I call their service line and get someone who is supposedly a service manager. I tell him my issue and that it's kind of an inconvenience to just get left in the dark like this. If I'd known their company wasn't going to bother sending out my pizza, they could have called me and I could have ordered from somewhere else. He tells me they did call me. I say that's not possible, I've been next to my phone the entire time. He tells me it says they got a busy signal. Again, this isn't possible, my cell goes straight to voicemail as does my landline if they're being used(I'm a dinosaur). He says that's what it says on the order and he believes his employee. I tell him that means he's calling me a liar. He tells me he guesses he is then.
Pizza 73, you can suck my dick if you ever think you're getting a God damn red cent from me again.