Ha! I was going to make the joke that Chad should be Boromir because Boromir didn't know what was going on, either. That's why he took an arrow to the knee.

...and 20 other places.
Wait, I die? Well, that's alright I guess. Everybody's got to go sometime.
Also, I'm human? I'm so disappointed. :(
Hey!
Unless we're taking Eowyn, then it's all good. :D
Naturally, I don't know what this means.
 

GasBandit

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Wait, I die? Well, that's alright I guess. Everybody's got to go sometime.
Boromir dies defending the hobbits from 100+ orcs, killing a surprising many of them, and it takes an extraordinary amount of punishment to bring him down.



Naturally, I don't know what this means.
Eowyn was a "Shieldmaiden," or female warrior, of Rohan (a human nation famous for its cavalry). She was the ironic answer to the prophesy that the Lord of the Nazgul could not be slain "by the hand of man," as she's not a man - a woman.

 
GasBandit said:
Boromir dies defending the hobbits from 100+ orcs, killing a surprising many of them, and it takes an extraordinary amount of punishment to bring him down. YouTube Video Eowyn was a "Shieldmaiden," or female warrior, of Rohan (a human nation famous for its cavalry). She was the ironic answer to the prophesy that the Lord of the Nazgul could not be slain "by the hand of man," as she's not a man - a woman. YouTube Video
So if you are a giant nerd, it had nothing to do with Eowyn, and instead had to do with the dagger Merry stabbed him in the ankle with. It's one if those random facts you wouldn't know unless you like to obsessively read the appendices (which would be my husband not me lol)
 
FWIW, I've never read any Shakespeare. None.

--Patrick
Well yeah, but we've already established that you've somehow missed every shared cultural work of the present and past. So that's no surprise. :troll:


Hamlet is pretty good though. I'd definitely recommend it.
 

GasBandit

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So if you are a giant nerd, it had nothing to do with Eowyn, and instead had to do with the dagger Merry stabbed him in the ankle with. It's one if those random facts you wouldn't know unless you like to obsessively read the appendices (which would be my husband not me lol)
I know there's a huge nerd-fight over exactly who gets kill credit for the Witch King, but in my opinion, it basically goes Merry's enchanted dagger lowered the shields, but Eowyn blew the reactor, to use a Star Wars metaphor. Neither would have finished the job alone.
 
I know there's a huge nerd-fight over exactly who gets kill credit for the Witch King, but in my opinion, it basically goes Merry's enchanted dagger lowered the shields, but Eowyn blew the reactor, to use a Star Wars metaphor. Neither would have finished the job alone.
Either way they split the XP 50/50.
 
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Congratulations, you’re beautiful and immortal! Your long life has made you perceptive and insightful, and you’ve got a seemingly endless supply of energy. All of this is great for you, and possibly confusing to those around you.
Umm...no.
 
My 9th grade english teacher made us read Shakespeare out loud in class. Even assigned parts. They were like the crappiest play rehearsals ever.

But let me tell you, I do a mean Macbeth.
I did a pretty good Clov when our class had to do Endgame.
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Well yeah, but we've already established that you've somehow missed every shared cultural work of the present and past.
The funniest part is that none of it was ever intentional.
I like to think it gives me a unique perspective. Eyes unclouded by Hate, and all that.

--Patrick
 
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Got into a project with a crazy client. Made a few thousand dollars (assuming the final check is cut), but man. Crazy client.

Kept thinking "there are some jobs you just don't accept...this is one of them..."

Project is done, but it was really only a prototype. Now he's asking about the real project, where he's allocated over 115k for my part alone. Of course only a fraction of that would be profit, but still. And with all the pain it was still an interesting project.

But man, do I want to crawl into that bag with that cat again? I can't nail him down. No specs, constant "it's not good enough!" With having to rip out and replace thousands of feet of rope light each time. He paid for each change, but I ended up working a day over thanksgiving break, and soaking up a lot of family time.

I dunno. Can I change my policies enough to keep me sane and tie him down?

On top of that it's the kind of project that, if it's wildly successful, could become well known to hundreds of millions of people.

:Leyla:
 
All this talk about LOTR makes me really wish I could grow some orcs. Say what you want about Sauron/Saruman(not sure who was in charge of that), but that dude was an ACE gardener to make such a crop of quality soldiers. Got the right fertilizer, watered them every day, said the right dark incantations , this guy OOZED work ethic.
 
Got into a project with a crazy client. Made a few thousand dollars (assuming the final check is cut), but man. Crazy client.

Kept thinking "there are some jobs you just don't accept...this is one of them..."

Project is done, but it was really only a prototype. Now he's asking about the real project, where he's allocated over 115k for my part alone. Of course only a fraction of that would be profit, but still. And with all the pain it was still an interesting project.

But man, do I want to crawl into that bag with that cat again? I can't nail him down. No specs, constant "it's not good enough!" With having to rip out and replace thousands of feet of rope light each time. He paid for each change, but I ended up working a day over thanksgiving break, and soaking up a lot of family time.

I dunno. Can I change my policies enough to keep me sane and tie him down?

On top of that it's the kind of project that, if it's wildly successful, could become well known to hundreds of millions of people.

:Leyla:
If someone else does it, and its successful, would you regret it for the rest of your life?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Welp, cross your fingers everybody, I'm off to the office christmas party.
Well, it was better than sitting at home. Wanted to stab the DJ with a fork once though. The raffle was kind of funny in a sick, sadistic way. The office technophobe from yesteryear won a blu ray player and had to be explained what it was, and the lady who got diagnosed with congestive heart failure in September (and thus is on a strict diet that bans all salt) won a grand selection of various flavors of peanuts.
 
Its days like this I'm glad I'm not a defense attorney in the Ace Attorney series. I mean do you see the shit they let prosecutors get away with in those games? I ain't talkin' fancy lawyer tricks neither, I mean straight up physically assaulting the witnesses and defense! Its like ever third prosecutor is normal, while the two in between will hit you with whips, coffee or hawks! Latest guy has his hawk just FREAKIN' claw people! This is a straight up dystopia right here. A funny dystopia, but a dystopia none the less.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Why do places still sell 720p TVs? Does anybody actually buy them? I'd expect now 1080p would be the least that was acceptable, what with 4k looming on the horizon.
 
cost of savings, to build a 27 inch tv at 1080P cost them an extra 20-100 dollars per set. Most people will never need that resolution on such a small set nor would it make an appreciable difference to the consumer.
I believe its not noticeable until you reach the 40 inch range of tv's.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
cost of savings, to build a 27 inch tv at 1080P cost them an extra 20-100 dollars per set. Most people will never need that resolution on such a small set nor would it make an appreciable difference to the consumer.
I believe its not noticeable until you reach the 40 inch range of tv's.
Even on a 32" I can tell the difference. The human eye is 576 megapixel. Even 1080p is barely over 2 megapixel. I can understand it in a 27", but I've been TV shopping today and have been astounded at the medium to large TVs still in 720p.
 
buy a large-scale computer monitor if you want a 28-39 inch lcd with over 1080. It will cost you that extra money, but its likely the only way you will get it until 4k becomes the new standard. You probably will have to order online with the way walmart and alike have been stocking the smaller upper teir models of tv.

I just took a quick look at best buy, their most basic samsung 32 inch top seller is a 720P 60hz dumb tv and is $260, the 1080P 120hz smart tv retails for $600. interesting stuff.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
buy a large-scale computer monitor if you want a 28-39 inch lcd with over 1080.
At first I scoffed, but I went and looked anyway, and sure enough I found a "32 inch 1080p computer monitor" at newegg with 3 hdmi ports and audio out jacks for $150 to $200 LESS than the prices of same size and resolution TVs I had been looking at elsewhere. Seems silly on its face, but then I guess it goes by different standards... that's horrible resolution for a computer monitor, but good resolution for a HDTV. Probably also saves money by not having a CATV tuner built in like I bet most TVs do.

To further add to the hilarity, the 720p version of the same product only saves you 10 bucks.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
And really, what serious computer user still uses a television, anyway?

--Patrick
Well, once you get into the 40+ inch range, TVs become cheaper than monitors again. But as.. I'm now the only one watching it... I don't think I'll need another giant TV.
 
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