The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I really gotta work on how much coconut oil I put on my hair and skin, my glasses have been slipping off wicked mad times. Like Elementary school wicked mad times. Without the classroom bully calling you "slow" of course.
Its good for the scalp , I never use shampoo without putting it on.
GasBandit
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Before shampooing, I usually wait for it to sit a half hour THEN cleaning. Today my haste got the better of me.
And not always, I wash my hair every three days other wise I'd dandruff up a storm.
GasBandit
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I must admit this is a routine completely alien to me. I simply wash my hair 6 days a week (usually missing either saturday or sunday, whichever day I don't happen to leave the house). I just have an oily scalp I suppose - I can't leave it for 3 days or I might as well have rubbed crisco into my hair.
Opposite in my house, me, my brother, and my dad have always had irritable skin. My skin is the best among the three of us though, no idea why.
Pollen season is in full bloom in our part of the country. That is the full and total truth. Washed out green car off last Friday, found out it was still blue underneath.
figmentPez
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Right now I'm really hoping that @LittleKagsin remembers that it's April Fool's Day, because otherwise she might think the PM I sent her is rather distressing.
Confessed your love for her?
Yeah, I just didn't open it.
figmentPez
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I'm over it. You're off the hook.
I'm so sorry, I can't remember who has pet rats, but this made me think of you!
GasBandit
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We'll see. This may have been a bad idea. I haven't actually met the cat yet. Just one of our interns has to get rid of their cat and before I even knew what was coming out of my mouth I said "I'll take him off your hands."
For some reason the ad generator thinks I need toilet paper.
GasBandit
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Eh, that would be a laxative ad, I'd think. This ad merely questions the hygiene. And note it is the ULTRA STRONG variety, cause that shit must be CAKED ON.
Well, that could have saved us a lot of time.
OMG he was so middle aged back then... er, young?
First I'm mistaken for a "he", now my hygiene is coming into question. On top of it all some silly FB Game of Thrones quiz says I belong in House Baelish. I think if this keeps up I'm going to experience a personal crisis.
GasBandit
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When I posted my result earlier I almost wrote,
I'd rather be Hot Pie than Little Finger.
No, wait. I mean Little Finger is really slimey.
Um...this isn't coming out right at all.
I'd rather be Hot Pie than Little Finger.
No, wait. I mean Little Finger is really slimey.
Um...this isn't coming out right at all.
And that's why you need the extra strong toilet paper.