Never let it be said that I don't know how to please a lady! *grins*I kinda wish this was a real thing, even if it's only a thread topic. I had an idea for a photo that might be fun! (albeit slightly labor-intensive)
Semi-serious, though... is there enough interest for a "Posters of Halforums" calendar? It wouldn't have to be a "steamy" one - although if someone felt confident enough to toss that on there, more power to ya!
Pictures wouldn't have to be professional - after all, how many of us have access to those kinds of resources on a regular basis?
Anonymity would be acceptable, naturally - not everyone's comfortable with their face out there, and that's perfectly acceptable!
Other suggestions are welcome, of course! Lord knows, I'm not nearly creative enough to pull this off without help. *chuckles*