[Announcement] The Halforum Downsizing

[ThatNickGuy]

If you haven't been following, I've been going a little mad with power. Well, I think it's high time I remind everyone who's fired. So, in the interest of hilarity, the following is a list of people that are, thus far, fired.

@WasabiPoptart because of this.
@Tinwhistler for not buying my book.
@Covar for not liking Frank Quitely's art.
@Officer_Charon for this. No second chances. I'm that sort of a man.
@Bowielee for enjoying crocs.
@Ravenpoe for a Nick's prom night joke.
@Celt Z for forgetting a post she read. A light infraction, to be sure, but she needs to be made an example of.
@LittleKagsin for constantly changing avatars.

All of you are required to pack up your desks and hand in your Halforums key cards by the end of your respective shifts. Do please clean out the fridge of any food and containers, please.

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah, but what happens if me and 249 of my friends stage a 90min walk-off to protest?

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Yeah, but what happens if me and 249 of my friends stage a 90min walk-off to protest?

--Patrick

I'll hire 250 monkeys in order to prove just how easy it is to replace you.[DOUBLEPOST=1396745796,1396745720][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, @Krisken and @filmfanatic are the most recent to be fired for using fighting game references in Shoutbox.

 

[Celt Z]

You can't fire me! I quit this popsicle stand! I know where I'm not wanted! You don't have Nixon to kick around anymore!

*slams door*

 

[ThatNickGuy]

*locks the door*

 

[HCGLNS]

True story, I used to have a framed photo of Nixon on my desk at school.

 

[PatrThom]

I'll hire 250 monkeys in order to prove just how easy it is to replace you.

(I'm-a be nice and not tac nuke you here, in the spirit of fun. But you gotta be careful leaving those dangerous openings)
Oh yeah? How you gonna replace the other 249?

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

I'll hire 250 monkeys in order to prove just how easy it is to replace you.[DOUBLEPOST=1396745796,1396745720][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, @Krisken and @filmfanatic are the most recent to be fired for using fighting game references in Shoutbox.

Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own forum, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the forum!

 

[Cheesy1]

I . . . I finished . . . another corgi picture . . . Mmmister Nick . . .

 

[WasabiPoptart]

My contract was up 6 months ago anyway.

 

[jwhouk]

As the Union Steward for HalForums, I must protest this move. You are in violation of Article I, Section 3 of the User Agreement, which states the following:

Kurtz is a hack.

Oh, wait, that's not it... Lemme look it up... Oh, yeah, duh. It's Article I, Section 1.

Dave is in charge. What he says, goes.

I hereby am filing a grievance over your violation of this agreement. I will notify the appeals board consisting of @Dave, @Dave, and... uhm, Dave.

 

[grub]

Ha! This is the first firing I've survived!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Oh, by the way...

 

[figmentPez]

If @LittleKagsin goes, I'm leaving, too.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh, by the way...

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...you monster.[DOUBLEPOST=1396749136,1396749057][/DOUBLEPOST]

Ha! This is the first firing I've survived!

Yes, well, now that you've brought yourself to my attention, come into my office, Mr. Grub.

Now, what is it, exactly, that you do here?

 

[Krisken]

But I don't wanna be fired!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I . . . I finished . . . another corgi picture . . . Mmmister Nick . . .

Excellent, Mr. Cheesy! Exemplary work as of late, I might add. Let's discuss your bonus. Book an appointment with my secretary, @Yoshimickster. I'm sure we can pencil you in sometime next week.[DOUBLEPOST=1396749368,1396749308][/DOUBLEPOST]

But I don't wanna be fired!

It's just business, Mr. Krisken. It's nothing personal. I don't like it any more than you do.

Bah, that's a lie. This is the bees knees.

 

[Emrys]

@ThatNickGuy, you have fired some of my best minions.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

@ThatNickGuy, you have fired some of my best minions.

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I understand your frustration, Miss Emrys, believe me.

However, I should note that this does clear up some funding in the office. In fact, I'm thinking of allocating some more to your Weasel Division, including research and development.

How do you feel about bionic enhancements?

 

[Krisken]

Kriskens (tm) will no longer be supplied until my reinstatement. Consider this corporate policy.

 

[Emrys]

How do you feel about bionic enhancements?

What do you think makes them doomweasels, cheri?

However, I have been dabbling with nanotechnology. Perhaps we can discuss this while partaking in this wonderful (completely not poisoned) wine that I just happen to have with me.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

What do you think makes them doomweasels, cheri?

However, I have been dabbling with nanotechnology. Perhaps we can discuss this while partaking in this wonderful (completely not poisoned) wine that I just happen to have with me.

I make it strict policy not to fraternize with my employees, but thank you for the invitation. I've sent out a memo to head office about that nanotechnology, though.[DOUBLEPOST=1396750245,1396750046][/DOUBLEPOST]

Kriskens (tm) will no longer be supplied until my reinstatement. Consider this corporate policy.

We were aware the contract with Kriskens was expiring soon. In fact, we've just finalized a new deal with @GasBandit. But we thank you for your years of service.

 

[Krisken]

Going with an inferior product. Sad sign of the times.

 

[Cheesy1]

Kriskens™ : Now with 100% more Indignation!

 

[LittleSin]

Phew.

I am, once again, getting by on doing nothing.

 

[grub]

Yes, well, now that you've brought yourself to my attention, come into my office, Mr. Grub.

Now, what is it, exactly, that you do here?

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

 

[Emrys]

I make it strict policy not to fraternize with my employees, but thank you for the invitation. I've sent out a memo to head office about that nanotechnology, though.

Employee?! I think you've forgotten who exactly is in charge here.

Doomweasels, attack!

Dammit, doomweasels, you bathe after you attack.

 

[PatrThom]

Dammit, doomweasels, you bathe after you attack.

That's the SEAL team.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Dammit, doomweasels, you bathe after you attack.

Security.

Miss Emrys? You're fired.

 

[Bowielee]

You are not the boss of me.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

You're a man in desperate need of more motivation. Consider yourself the new head of the Weasel Division. Please see the recent memo regarding nanotechnology.[DOUBLEPOST=1396753265,1396753222][/DOUBLEPOST]

You are not the boss of me.

No, of course I'm not. Not any more. That's the whole idea of firing.

 

[Bowielee]

You agreed with me, then posted a disagree tag.

Pick one and stick with it, Cybil.

 

[filmfanatic]

You're a man in desperate need of more motivation. Consider yourself the new head of the Weasel Division. Please see the recent memo regarding nanotechnology.

Wait, wait, wait. Emrys not helming the Weasel Division? This cannot be!

OCCUPY HALFORUMS! VIVE LA REVOLUCION!

 

[Emrys]

I think it's time to take over this place.

Who's with me?

 

[grub]

I would but it sounds too much like work. Even the weasel division should be in Emrys' more than capable hands.