[Announcement] The Halforum Downsizing

Emrys · Apr 5, 2014

ThatNickGuy · Apr 5, 2014

grub said:
I would but it sounds too much like work. Even the weasel division should be in Emrys' more than capable hands.

She's clearly not mentally fit for the job. I will not condone employees threatening their superiors.[DOUBLEPOST=1396754245,1396754210][/DOUBLEPOST]

Emrys said:
@ThatNickGuy, you're fired.

You see?

Bowielee · Apr 5, 2014

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

A riot is an ugly thing. And its about time we had one!

Emrys · Apr 5, 2014

Don't make me break out the heavy weaponry.

Bowielee · Apr 5, 2014

What the hell is that? A Dire Weasel?

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

Bowielee said:
What the hell is that? A Dire Weasel?

They're Canadian Marines.

ThatNickGuy · Apr 5, 2014

*Folds his hands* Hm. I see. Well, this is probably as good a time as any.

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new head of security. @Shegokigo, if you would please. Dispose of these trouble makers. Use whatever means necessary. Feel free to be creative.

Emrys · Apr 5, 2014

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ThatNickGuy said:
*Folds his hands* Hm. I see. Well, this is probably as good a time as any.

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new head of security. @Shegokigo, if you would please. Dispose of these trouble makers. Use whatever means necessary. Feel free to be creative.

@Shegokigo, would you like to play with the doomweasels?

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
*Folds his hands* Hm. I see. Well, this is probably as good a time as any.

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new head of security. @Shegokigo, if you would please. Dispose of these trouble makers. Use whatever means necessary. Feel free to be creative.

Yeah, not scared.

Bowielee · Apr 5, 2014

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

At first I was going to say "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf?" but then decided it might sound insulting/give the wrong impression.

BananaHands · Apr 5, 2014

Can't fire me.

Everyone needs potassium!

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

BananaHands said:
Can't fire me.

Everyone needs potassium!

His hands are bananas.

BananaHands · Apr 5, 2014

Krisken said:
His hands are bananas.

Oh god I always forget that video exists.

Shawn · Apr 5, 2014

Yay! I keep my job.

Krisken · Apr 5, 2014

BananaHands said:
Oh god I always forget that video exists.

Every time I see you post it's the first thing I think of

Zappit · Apr 5, 2014

Survived the purge, but now I gotta pick up the slack for the sudden staff loss? I demand higher compensation for those efforts!

Tinwhistler · Apr 5, 2014

you can't fire me. They fired me months ago...

ThatNickGuy · Apr 5, 2014

Zappit said:
Survived the purge, but now I gotta pick up the slack for the sudden staff loss? I demand higher compensation for those efforts!

A fair argument. Done. You'll see the raise in your next pay cheque.[DOUBLEPOST=1396757189,1396757154][/DOUBLEPOST]

Tinwhistler said:
you can't fire me. They fired me months ago...

We're still requesting you return the red stapler you stole.

BananaHands · Apr 5, 2014

Ah, cripes.

I just remembered that I gotta meet my quota in cute animal gifs.

Yoshimickster · Apr 5, 2014

I've penciled in @Cheesy1 for 10:00 on Wednesday. I will make sure to be at my desk instead of sleeping in like the millennial I am, as this is the closest thing to a job for me in months.

ThatNickGuy · Apr 5, 2014

BananaHands said:
Ah, cripes.

I just remembered that I gotta meet my quota in cute animal gifs.

Cutting it close to the wire on that one, mate. You're slipping.

Thread Necromancer · Apr 5, 2014

In light of the current lay offs I would like to officially protest by resigning my position. As I am aware that this will create a considerable inconvenience I would like to offer my services for consultation.

You may compensate me at 3x my prior rate and I will do half the work. Take it or leave it.

BananaHands · Apr 5, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
Cutting it close to the wire on that one, mate. You're slipping.

Did someone say...

...slipping?

ThatNickGuy · Apr 5, 2014

Thread Necromancer said:
In light of the current lay offs I would like to officially protest by resigning my position. As I am aware that this will create a considerable inconvenience I would like to offer my services for consultation.

You may compensate me at 3x my prior rate and I will do half the work. Take it or leave it.

Get out of my office. How the hell did you get past my secretary?

WasabiPoptart · Apr 5, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
...you monster.

Yeah yeah.

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

Cheesy1 · Apr 6, 2014

Sir, the new intern is waiting for you in the boardroom.

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

Ravenpoe · Apr 6, 2014

Is he gone?

Gusto · Apr 6, 2014

*dodges that bullet*

ThatNickGuy · Apr 6, 2014

Ravenpoe said:
Is he gone?

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

ThatNickGuy · Apr 6, 2014

HCGLNS said:
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You're fired.