[Announcement] The Halforum Downsizing

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

ThatNickGuy said:
You're fired.

You lack the power, knowledge, corporate goodwill, leadership and tenacity to execute that fantasy.

Pick up this mess you've made and get back in the mail room before I tell your mom that you can't play here anymore.

ThatNickGuy · Apr 6, 2014

Okay.

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

DarkAudit · Apr 6, 2014

Ah, one of the perks of third shift. All the day's drama is already played out before I get in the door.

Cajungal · Apr 6, 2014

Krisken said:
Kriskens (tm) will no longer be supplied until my reinstatement. Consider this corporate policy.

Great. Now there's nothing but armadillo food pellets and cherry flavored "Prom Night" brand condoms in the break room vending machine.

Also, where do I file a complaint about the contents of this vending machine?

HCGLNS · Apr 6, 2014

Cajungal said:
Great. Now there's nothing but armadillo food pellets and cherry flavored "Prom Night" brand condoms in the break room vending machine.

Also, where do I file a complaint about the contents of this vending machine?

Krisken · Apr 6, 2014

Cajungal said:
Great. Now there's nothing but armadillo food pellets and cherry flavored "Prom Night" brand condoms in the break room vending machine.

Also, where do I file a complaint about the contents of this vending machine?

I believe it's...

Care of Brian Williams
c/o NBC
NBC Nightly News
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, NY 10012
USA

Bones · Apr 6, 2014

We at BONES-CO will gladly take all the talent people that our competitors are shedding. Good luck to all of you possible new BONES-CO Family members!

rac3r_x · Apr 6, 2014

This company needs more sad clowns singing Lorde songs

Charlie Don't Surf · Apr 6, 2014

Pretty sure I got fired years ago, but I'm like Milton in Office Space and just shuffle around mumbling about my stapler (my anarcho-socialist agenda. And Cloud Atlas)

BananaHands · Apr 6, 2014

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Pretty sure I got fired years ago, but I'm like Milton in Office Space and just shuffle around mumbling about my stapler (my anarcho-socialist agenda. And Cloud Atlas)

WasabiPoptart · Apr 6, 2014

CrimsonSoul · Apr 6, 2014

Charlie Don't Surf said:
Pretty sure I got fired years ago, but I'm like Milton in Office Space and just shuffle around mumbling about my stapler (my anarcho-socialist agenda. And Cloud Atlas)

And you never actually get anything done :-P

Officer_Charon · Apr 7, 2014

You're welcome to TRY and fire me...

Terrik · Apr 7, 2014

Officer_Charon said:
You're welcome to TRY and fire me...

Cheesy1 · Apr 7, 2014

He's a Rocket Daaaaaaan! . . .

. . . ROCKET DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!